Bigscoops Tiki Bar is open........

[DigginThePast]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

Next day its hard to face yourself in the mirror.

 

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[bigscoop]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

Next day its hard to face yourself in the mirror.

Uh........well.....I don't know how to tell you this, but......that's not a mirror. When I watched you leave the bar, she was just that darn ugly.

 

[DigginThePast]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

Next day its hard to face yourself in the mirror.

Uh........well.....I don't know how to tell you this, but......that's not a mirror. When I watched you leave the bar, she was just that darn ugly.

As ugly as me?!?! Oh that poor poor woman.

 

[bigscoop]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

Hey, as long as you both walked away happy........

 

[poorhunter78]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

Do you make that in a Lite!

 

[bigscoop]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

Do you make that in a Lite!

I can, but if I do, most of use will certainly be leaving this bar alone.

 

[poorhunter78]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

Do you make that in a Lite!

I can, but if I do, most of use will certainly be leaving this bar alone.

I would rather leave alone, Then to wake up beside something that looks like a bloodhound in a shower cap..

I'll take 2 to go!

 

[bigscoop]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

Well, here you go then......out of my private stock. And just a heads up, when you leave this non-sense tiki bar, tread lightly. The natives are riled up just a bit and looking for a reason to war.

 

[poorhunter78]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

Well, here you go then......out of my private stock. And just a heads up, when you leave this non-sense tiki bar, tread lightly. The natives are riled up just a bit and looking for a reason to war.

Speaking of leaving the bar with someone! I wonder where Trucker is hiding? I mean, Only Spart dissappears for lengths of time before he re-appears...

Truck must have left the bar with a real MAN ly Woman.. He is prolly tied up and playing David Copperfield... you know.... making things dissappear..

 

[bigscoop]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

Well, here you go then......out of my private stock. And just a heads up, when you leave this non-sense tiki bar, tread lightly. The natives are riled up just a bit and looking for a reason to war.

Speaking of leaving the bar with someone! I wonder where Trucker is hiding? I mean, Only Spart dissappears for lengths of time before he re-appears...

Truck must have left the bar with a real MAN ly Woman.. He is prolly tied up and playing David Copperfield... you know.... making things dissappear..

Oh man........could be I gave him "that other" home made brew by mistake? And this is exactly why you should never drink on the job.

 

[bigscoop]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

You should have been here last year when Santa and a few of his elfs hit the joint. Sure hope he does that whole post flight party thing somewhere else this year.

 

[truckinbutch]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

Bartender !
Start putin em in front of me as I empty the one in my hand . We'll discuss whether I've had enough when you start gettin nervous .
Chrimas? Ba ! HUMBUG !!!!!! I spent 3 month's beer budget and emptied my bar change bucket (6 gallon size) to buy what everybody on my list wanted .
Know what I got in return ?
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2 new shirts and a roll in the sack ...
ALL 3 SIZES TOO BIG

 

[bigscoop]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

Bartender !
Start putin em in front of me as I empty the one in my hand . We'll discuss whether I've had enough when you start gettin nervous .
Chrimas? Ba ! HUMBUG !!!!!! I spent 3 month's beer budget and emptied my bar change bucket (6 gallon size) to buy what everybody on my list wanted .
Know what I got in return ?
>
>
>
>
2 new shirts and a roll in the sack ...
ALL 3 SIZES TOO BIG

Are they nice shirts, and are you going to eat that roll? Here you go Butch, and this is the really good stuff right out of the old Ford gas tank out back.

 

[poorhunter78]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

I still got a 1/2 a pint of that in the freezer..

 

[bigscoop]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

I need a cold one. Maybe one of those cool fruity drinks with the straw and umbrella. I'll be in the hammock under the palm trees out back listening to the surf, so if anybody needs anything.....Help yourself, just clean up any messes.

 

[poorhunter78]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

I need a cold one. Maybe one of those cool fruity drinks with the straw and umbrella. I'll be in the hammock under the palm trees out back listening to the surf, so if anybody needs anything.....Help yourself, just clean up any messes.

Hey Whats the deal... "This darn Jukebox keeps skipping"

 

[bigscoop]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

I need a cold one. Maybe one of those cool fruity drinks with the straw and umbrella. I'll be in the hammock under the palm trees out back listening to the surf, so if anybody needs anything.....Help yourself, just clean up any messes.

Hey Whats the deal... "This darn Jukebox keeps skipping"

No country music here! This is a beach, not a pasture.

 

[truckinbutch]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

I need a cold one. Maybe one of those cool fruity drinks with the straw and umbrella. I'll be in the hammock under the palm trees out back listening to the surf, so if anybody needs anything.....Help yourself, just clean up any messes.

Hey Whats the deal... "This darn Jukebox keeps skipping"

No country music here! This is a beach, not a pasture.

SHOOT THAT JUKEBOX , BUBBA !
'Scoop : If yur gonna have a successful bar you got to cater to the customers

 

[poorhunter78]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

Yo!! Bartender! Can I get a Pint over Here? (bartender) "What's the problem today Mr." Me "Well I'm a lil bummed.. I had a good thing going.. A tryin to help educate a few on some tools.. I had a nice collection adding up. Now its gone. Someone Stole my toolbox. I am gonna press charges, Had to be one of the superiors here. I think it was an inside job.."

Hey, Can I get a Refill?

 

[bigscoop]

Re: Bigscoop's Tiki Bar is open........

Here ya go Poorhunter...........but you do realize, being in good standing with the bar owner, you can pretty much serve yourself in my joint. By the way, you my want to go see what Butch wrote about you on the bathroom wall.

Butch, there's some of the modern country/pop stuff in that jukebox, but around here I only allow so much of the dog and pickup dying and the other half leaving. Too much like the real lives a lot of my visiting customers come here to escape.