Breaking News.. This just in

[spartacus53]

Feel free to print any breaking news here, especially if it's unfit for print. The top stories today.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said 'No change yet.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.

 

[onfire]

Man loses key to apartment: He gets no newkey

 

[Zephyr]

I've got hundreds of these:

Schools move to ban mini marshmallows; Students using them as earplugs to sleep through class

Egyptian cab driver runs over escaping mummy; Responding EMTs run out of bandages

Feel free to print any breaking news here, especially if it's unfit for print.

(I consider this is a "family" site. I am NOT going to post the Helen Keller one.... )

 

[Demon_Wolf]

I think my favorite headline was from a couple of years ago, It went like this, Global Warming Convention Cancelled Due To Cold Weather.