Compensation for a Nigerian scam (snicker)

good afternoon Capt buzz: I believe that you have a wonderful idea, please send me your bank account and access no. so that I can deposit part of my millions. We can even start up a Helicopter service.

Don Jose de La Mancha
 

Please, Don Jose... in the spirit of our nation's new "Share the Wealth" mantra, permit me to offer a small token of my appreciation for your longstanding and stalwart support here on the forum. As it happens, I was recently informed in three separate e-mails on the same day, that three different, incredibly affluent yet heretofore unknown distant relatives residing in England had passed away, bequeathing their many millions to me. (Of course, I must go through the small formality of providing my bank account and Social Security numbers, and other personal data in order to access this great wealth.) Therefore, as soon as a suitable season of bereavement has been observed and the first boatloads of pounds sterling begin to sail in, I would be honored to arrange for a carload or two to be rail expressed to a destination of your designation.
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OHIO PBK: I would genuflect and tug my forelock -if I can find it - for that welcome donation to my favorite charity, ME.

Don Jose de La Mancha
 

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