Confessionals were never like this when I was a kid!

[savant365]

A Catholic guy goes into the confessional box after years of being
away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On another wall
is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
Father forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to
confession. But, I must first admit that the confessional box is
much more inviting than it used to be.
The priest replies "Get out...you’re on my side".

 

[shaun7]

You can say five Hail Mary's for that

 

[DigginThePast]

I always wondered how they managed to make it through, now I know.

 

[Dimeman]

As a Catholic, I find that is......................very funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

LOL

Good one.

Ray SECenFL

 

[stefen]

Wonder if the priest had a box of candy bars for the Alter Boys?

 

[shaun7]

Wonder if the priest had a box of candy bars for the Alter Boys?

I was once an Alter boy

 

[stefen]

A visiting priest was hearing confessions and in the middle of a confession he cornered an Alter Boy and asked what Father gave for a #@&&*((^...?

The Alter Boy said "Usually a Snickers Bar."

 

[gollum]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[sniffer]

and here I thought they were drinking the sacrificial wine LOL

 

[stefen]

The Catholic church is very supportative...there is a priest behind every alter boy