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[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Mean Mary - Iron Horse.

 

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[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Old Crow Medicine Show-Wagon Wheel.

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Another one for you. Steve'n Seagulls-Thunderstruck.

 

[Togreenfeet]

So some how I get “stuck” with all the grandkids today.........I had to go to the grocery store.....”we wanna go” I was hoping for some peace and quiet, oh no......I got about a million “ Grampa’s at the store and million I wanna.....Gramp what are you eating? Sushi......I love sushi......let me guess do you want some? Yes. What I’m eating? Yes, right now? Yes. Ok.......Grampa this tastes a lot like Wasabi.....Grampa I cant feel my tongue, Grampa, Grampa..... oh here have some milk. Grampa he spits it out.....I think that was Wasabi..... kid you sure are getting smarter in your old age!

 

[bill from lachine]

2GF,

Thanks for the chuckles about the wasabi.....lol.

Regards + HH

Bill

 

[bill from lachine]

Johnny,

Lots of scary scams going on out there. We can never be to safe.

Regards + HH

Bill

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[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Dead South-Travellin' Man.

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Pink-Me and Bobby McGee.

 

[AU24K]

Y'all remember when I was named "Employee of the Month?"
I got a certificate and a $50 gift card.
Well, I finally just activated the gift card and will ask Shannon tomorrow if I can use it to take Tristan to lunch this coming week, "on the clock."
Tristan was hired about a year before I started working there and he was hired as
part of a program that the company has to offer jobs for young people and to help provide skills and training.

Just recently, Tristan was interviewed by a local TV station about his experiences and such.
I'll try to get a copy of the interview...
He and I have become fast Friends....
I mentor him constantly and,
Well, sometimes the advice and admonitions that I give do not sit well with him.
Yet, he knows that I am right and I hope that he "listens" to my advice, and not just, "hears" what I say....
I have prefaced my wisdom with, "To listen requires thought."

Anywhich, I think that he should be my guest for lunch based upon his accomplishments!

Always my Best Wishes,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Mr. Green,

Glad that you got my latest shipment of "Pirate Booty!"

As far as my secret to cleaning the coins, I am employing that secret now...

And, the song that comes to mind is:




Keep us updated on the "Great Treasure Hunt!"

If you need help creating a "Treasure Map,"
Let me know!

"ARGHH, MATEY!

Be well, Brother!

Mr. Blue

(Obviously a nom de plume....one of many. I'm sure that you savvy...)

Name the actor pictured, the movie release date and at least one other actor and win a million internet points!
BONUS POINTS!
Name the Author of the movie.
State the meaning of his name........



Crap!
I sometimes give away so much... so easily....
Yet, as long as I see daylight from my window, come the light of morn, there will always be a chance...
For you and I....



I LOVE the sound of an Ovation!
Especially when I bend the strings...
New songs, originals that I've written, yet to play again for the enjoyment of others....
Yet have played for my own enjoyment. Before a crowd of hundreds....

Waiting to play with a 12 string again....


Sleepless nights?

And, when your life is but a song, Play your heart out!
Play as you have one more chance!

Lifting the cork on a priceless special Whisky, I offer this advice....

Take it or leave it.
I don't care.
"Some will win, Some will lose...."
I am old enough to offer advice.
Play me and lose.

You want to win? Pay attention....
I will show you how to win....

Scotty

 

[GB1]

Folks,

Another one for you. Steve'n Seagulls-Thunderstruck.

pretty spot on nice tune

 

[bill from lachine]

goldboy,

Not bad considering they're from Finland....lol....and their name is a pun on the actor Stephen Segal.

Regards + HH

Bill

 

[Togreenfeet]

Sorry Scott. I’m going to have to pull for Duke over Kansas in today’s prep for the Final Four..... my Gators lost long time ago.....[emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Togreenfeet]

Joke of the day —Two wives go out for girls' night.

Both got drunk, started walking home and had to go to the bathroom. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties and the other grabbed a wreath off a grave. The next morning, one husband calls the other and says

"No more girls' night out. My wife came back with no panties."

"You think you have it bad?" says the other, "Mine came back with a card stuck in her crack that read 'from all of us at the fire station... we will never forget you."

 

[Togreenfeet]

Our wonderful governor signed a bill that we are in permanent daylight savings. As is Arizona

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.tallahassee.com/amp/454775002

 

[AU24K]

When the bullets fly, and you stand facing incoming...


I will be there to face the odds.
I am not afraid of death for we have danced once before....
I will be there, regardless of death for I have cleaned my weapons and am ready to "get it on!"
Shall we dance again?
One more shot of whisky and I am ready....
Obviously, I have won....
Although dreams permeate my life...,.
The stories of those whom I helped..,..
When you are ready....Draw!

Well, Sometimes I can't sleep...
And sometimes I kill...

How do I live after what I've been through?
Music? Yes!

Scott

Pardon me while I find a corner to cry...

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

This is one of the chef's I've been following for some time now. He went to Bali for a vacation looks like a great spot to spoil yourself....lol.

Regards + HH

Bill

 

[bill from lachine]

2GF,

I suppose he didn't consider they'll be out of sync with people from other states nearby that they deal with of course common sense is not a strong suit for politicians which is why they don't get real jobs like the rest of us....lol.

Regards + HH

Bill

Our wonderful governor signed a bill that we are in permanent daylight savings. As is Arizona

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.tallahassee.com/amp/454775002

 

[AU24K]

Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

Alma don't mater...

When KU won the NCAA last, a parade was held...
My High School English Professor was in the parade...as "The Fat Lady Who Sang."
An image that I have trouble to forget....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_Jayhawks



A small part of my academics...
I was there to try out for KU Baseball...
I had a brand new left-handed glove that I bought with money from my paper route.
I thought that I did well during try outs, but....
So, I excelled in my "smartness."


Every spring, I cuss KU....

Honors -"Logic and Philosophy."
"Sociology 301."
A Freshman....

My first foray of College courses...,.
Mensa STILL contacts me....
More so now that I have an Associates Degree...
They have no idea whom they message....

Would you test my intelligence?
I have been invited to compete on Jeopardy.



Scott

 

[AU24K]

2d Amendment
Fark HOGG! THAT PUNK-Ass liberal mouth piece....

Yeah. you know me....

I love to shoot. Don't take that from me....
We will fight, and, you will lose....my aim is true...
Don't mess with a Vet....
Dig?
You want some of me, come get some...Not responsible for your ass whoopin'...Dig?

Scott