deceased baby boomers will someday help power your household appliances.

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[h=1]Burning Deceased Baby Boomers Could Generate Electricity[/h]
In Durham, England, corpses will soon be used to generate electricity. A crematorium is installing turbines in its burners that will convert waste heat from the combustion of each corpse into as much as 150 kilowatt-hours of juice — enough to power 1,500 televisions for an hour. The facility plans to sell the electricity to local power companies.

Burning Deceased Baby Boomers Could Generate Electricity | LifesLittleMysteries.com
 

WOW burning bodies to generate electricity.

It is so wrong.....yet it is so right.

I mean you are burning them anyway, why waste the electricity generated? but it is creepy for sure in a way LOL
 

At least we'll be good for something :thumbsup:
 

Yea Gotta put us to work then.

We don't want to do it now
 

That makes sense actually. What does it matter if they harness the energy generated from cremations? It's better this than just having it go out a chimney... through the air...and into your backyard barbeque.
 

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Watch out, they may not discriminate whether or not youre deceased if this turns into a new fad :laughing7:
 

Watch out, they may not discriminate whether or not youre deceased if this turns into a new fad :laughing7:

We all know that us boomers are not 'sustainable'.
 

Watch out, they may not discriminate whether or not youre deceased if this turns into a new fad :laughing7:




the Beginning of the Morlok race
heard them Into the Burners
 

Maybe that's why their fating us up, I think they should also fill a large hole with the ash's and kick most of our leaders in the ash hole.
 

You think it is just us disposable boomers? Maybe they could get a little more juice out of the more gaseous "politician" variety.

I think Red James and Bum Luck are right, we will not die off fast enough for the electrical demands of heating and air conditioning. They may have to throw a few extra on.
 

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