Different Ways to Call Someoone Stupid

[Michelle]

1. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasnt watching.

2. A few fries short of a happy meal.

3. An experment in Artificial Stupidity.

4. A few beers short of a six pack.

5. Proof that evolution Can go in reverse.

6. The wheels spinning, but the hampsters dead.

7. All foam, no beer.

8. Too much yardage between the goal posts.

9. No grain in the silo.

10. Her antenna doesnt pick up all the channels.

11. Fell out of the family tree.

12. Receiver is off the hook.

 

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[PBK]

Proof that absolute zero can be achieved.

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

lights are on but nobody is home
sharp as a wet tissue
not the sharpest knife in the drawer
a few slices short of a full loaf

 

[lucky1777]

* If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
* If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive a p!ss ants go-kart around the inside of a cheerio.

 

[PBK]

Single-cell cerebrum.

 

[goldencoin]

* If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
* If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive a p!ss ants go-kart around the inside of a cheerio.

LOL

If brains were fire, a penguin would freeze to death within a mile of you
If brains were were worth their weight in gold, you would be in serious debt

HH
-GC

 

[PBK]

He took an IQ test and didn't recognize either of them.

When she's told you hello, she's told you everything she knows.

 

[ramjet2187]

How about:

Sharp as a marble.

Bright as an orange cat.

Ain't got the brains God gave cabbage.

 

[levis_dad]

Not the brightest bulb on the tree.

 

[mrs.oroblanco]

You could get a lot of money for your brain - its never been used.

A brain of feathers and a heart of lead

Differently cued.

mental midget with the IQ of a fence post

He only had one idea in his life, and that was wrong

When he goes to a mind-reader he only pays half price

If you had twice the intelligence, you'd still be a half-wit.

Too bad stupidity isn't painful

His brain waves fall a little short of the beach

If idiots could fly, he'd be an airport

He's so dumb he thought Taco Bell was a phone company

Hey, this is fun.

B

 

[stefen]

Toys in the attic

 

[Michelle]

 

[imafishingnutt]

Not the brightest candle on the cake.

not the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

[ivan salis]

your so dumb that if you put your brain on the edge of a razor blade , it would look like a bb rolling down a six lane highway .

pardon me but is that sucking noise coming out of your ears caused by the vacuum between them ?

yep, you sure put the u in stupid.

you think your daddy calls you "son" because your so bright huh?

your not "special" -- only the school you went to was.

 

[PBK]

In a battle of wits, he's an unarmed man.

No, I am not saying she's unintelligent. This is no time for extravagant compliments.

Close your eyes tightly in a darkened room and you'll see the brightest idea he ever had.

"Hey, here's a thought..."
"Wow! Talk about beginner's luck."

 

[Montana Jim]

He's got all his marbles - they're just is separate bags

 

[PBK]

He's got all his marbles - they're just is separate bags

Reminds me of a story my dad used to tell about a conversation at the cotton gin in Catcher, Arkansas many years ago.

One of the men reported that a neighbor had to be taken to the state insane asylum. "Yes, sir," he concluded sadly, "they say the poor old boy just lost all his marbles."

"Well," replied another, "let's face it: he never had but a doojie or two anyway, and none of them was taws."

 

[stefen]

Huhhhhhhhhhhh?

translation please

 

[PBK]

Huhhhhhhhhhhh?

translation please

Doojy or doojie is a regional/colloquial term for marble, as used in the game of marbles.

Taw usually refers to a large marble used for shooting, but can also refer to any marble considered to be superior or especially desirable.

Translation:

"He never had more than a marble or two anyway, and none of those were very good ones."

 

[stefen]

Marmore waren nicht ein Teil meiner Kindheit.