spartacus53
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For those of you that are nitpickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts, or balls, do you really know what the difference is between them 
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the following
Guts - is arriving home late, after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, Are you still cleaning, or flying somewhere?
Balls - is arriving home late, after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, and having lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the bottom, and have the balls to say, you're next chubby
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the following
Guts - is arriving home late, after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, Are you still cleaning, or flying somewhere?
Balls - is arriving home late, after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, and having lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the bottom, and have the balls to say, you're next chubby
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death
