Distinction between Guts and Balls

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For those of you that are nitpickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts, or balls, do you really know what the difference is between them :icon_scratch:

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the following

Guts - is arriving home late, after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, Are you still cleaning, or flying somewhere?

Balls - is arriving home late, after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, and having lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the bottom, and have the balls to say, you're next chubby

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death :laughing7:
 

LOL Reds going to love this One!!!!
 

Nice Spartacus, I think either one would get me neutered!:laughing7:
 

Several more definitions:

1. Guts are internal and balls are external...

2. Locations are about 6 inches apart...

3. Guts have a belly button one can push and the other...is, well uh, you know...

4. guts go bouncy...bouncy...and the other is a pull toy...

6. Can't say "Yanking Your Chain" when talking about guts...

7. No such thing as having circle guts...

8. Similar because both have a tendency to hang out...
 

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The definitiion of either is detecting at the beach and digging a hole halfway to China and the beach patrol pulls up in their 4wd and you wave and give them a stupid grin and they just drive off......
 

The definitiion of either is detecting at the beach and digging a hole halfway to China and the beach patrol pulls up in their 4wd and you wave and give them a stupid grin and they just drive off......
Ahhh, you've seen the cat in action! :laughing7:
 

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