Do you Fold or Wad?

[COUNTRY GIRL]

What about using a single sheet of paper?

Does anybody know the story or do I have to tell it?

Come on tell it!

Finally a spot I could 2ply to. Fold of course

 

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[warsawdaddy]

Unfortunately,I know the story.

 

[SHERMANVILLE ILLINOIS]

I've heard the story also!

Who are the other "others"?

I'm an "other". It is taken off the roll by winding it around my hand until I have what I think is enough. Make one wipe, fold over carefully, wipe again, then take more paper by winding it around my hand and repeat.

Geesh, what a topic!!!!!!!!!!!! Just don't forget to take some with you when going metal detecting in a place that has no bathrooms.

Oh, one more thing, if you wear overalls, and you must answer nature's call in the woods, make sure the straps on your overalls are in your hand, not dragging on the ground.


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Very important. Overall straps and also suspenders


have a good un............

 

[TreasureTales]

Toilet paper? What is that?

Thats this odd white (mostly) stuff, it's not as hard as the news paper you know..Thats my theory but I am not sure, I haven't
found any at the hardware store yet...

Thank you for the info. I guess I can stop ordering the Sears catalog now. It was leaving some strange, colored prints on my backside anyway.

A wadder and a folder, depends on the situation. Nuff said

 

[jerrync]

i dont know about the rest of you but where i work they buy the JOHN WANE TOILET PAPER. IT'S ROUGH AND TOUGH AND DONT TAKE NO S--T OFF NOBODY

 

[Eu_citzen]

i dont know about the rest of you but where i work they buy the JOHN WANE TOILET PAPER. IT'S ROUGH AND TOUGH AND DONT TAKE NO S--T OFF NOBODY

Is it really toilet paper then? (if it doesen't take the sh** off you.)

TreasureTales: try it with moss if you have any in your garden, I could be sure it's better then the news paper and it's not to harming for nature, but try it without any sand, sticks or animals in it.. :P

 

[stefen]

Gee!

Will there be a quiz later?

And when is the next Oragami instructional class for toilet paper folding?

 

[Arakronn]

And when is the next Oragami instructional class for toilet paper folding?

It's rightbefore the anti-Oragami distructional class for toilet paper wadding.

 

[TreasureTales]

TreasureTales: try it with moss if you have any in your garden, I could be sure it's better then the news paper and it's not to harming for nature, but try it without any sand, sticks or animals in it.. :P

Eu_ you've given me an idea. What better type of toilet "paper" than a small, warm, fuzzy animal? I think gophers, rats and other furry animals would make great TP. Thanks for the idea!!!!

 

[Eu_citzen]

TreasureTales: try it with moss if you have any in your garden, I could be sure it's better then the news paper and it's not to harming for nature, but try it without any sand, sticks or animals in it.. :P

Eu_ you've given me an idea. What better type of toilet "paper" than a small, warm, fuzzy animal? I think gophers, rats and other furry animals would make great TP. Thanks for the idea!!!!

Hmm I don't know..mother wheres the cat!?
Yeah and then put them in the river close by to get them clean again! then you can use 'em again!

 

[TreasureTales]

TreasureTales: try it with moss if you have any in your garden, I could be sure it's better then the news paper and it's not to harming for nature, but try it without any sand, sticks or animals in it.. :P

Eu_ you've given me an idea. What better type of toilet "paper" than a small, warm, fuzzy animal? I think gophers, rats and other furry animals would make great TP. Thanks for the idea!!!!

Hmm I don't know..mother wheres the cat!?
Yeah and then put them in the river close by to get them clean again! then you can use 'em again!

Yes, exactly. Recycling the critters for the shitters.

 

[Eu_citzen]

Then we have one problem less.
cheap, can be used many times..
But one problem how should we keep them from moving? or biting us in the a$$?

 

[TreasureTales]

Then we have one problem less.
cheap, can be used many times..
But one problem how should we keep them from moving? or biting us in the a$$?

Stun gun

 

[Eu_citzen]

mm, or they'll be so schocked only by looking at me!
So there will be no other work..

 

[surfrat96]

mm, or they'll be so schocked only by looking at me!
So there will be no other work..

For a really good cleaning, maybe use a gerbil!

HH 8) surfrat

 

[Michelle]

For grist sake people Please dont flush the gerbils and other fuzzy animals you wipe your a#$ with the plumbers around here are quite expensive....

 

[COUNTRY GIRL]

For grist sake people Please dont flush the gerbils and other fuzzy animals you wipe your a#$ with the plumbers around here are quite expensive....

Tie a string to thier tail? (just kidding)

 

[Michelle]

For grist sake people Please dont flush the gerbils and other fuzzy animals you wipe your a#$ with the plumbers around here are quite expensive....

Tie a string to thier tail? (just kidding)

roto rooter

 

[Michelle]

No wonder you use gerbils...when the tp is all gone what else is left?

 

[TreasureTales]

Critter Wipes...they reproduce so you never have to go to the store to buy more.