Upon my return after a morning of detecting, my wife would sarcastically comment; "Find anything?"
I would proudly show here a hand full of coins, she would quickly add them up and comment something like; "Well, ........ $3.27, ........ ONLY $472.51 LEFT TO PAY ON THAT THING!"
Well, ..........
That went on for years, .................... until I came home with that first really nice diamond ring, .............. then, ........ oh my what a change. All of a sudden it wasn't just an expensive "THING" any longer but a very usefull tool.