Dog ate my keys bought a metal detector and found them

[notthetreasureyouseek]

Oh boy metal detecting is so much fun when my labradoodle ate my keys there was a nectar sector of almost 200 turds in my yard I didnt want to seperate all the fecal matter so I ran out and bought me a metal detector

Not only did I find my keys in 20 minutes
I found 7 wheat pennies

4000 more this thing is gonna pay for itself

 

[dohbart]

Post the pic and I'll vote Banner...

 

[Limitool]

This gives me one hell of an idea..... (I think... God bless your dog). If I could slip my wife's car key into her mashed taters tonight this could possibly give me a reason to get a better MD. I'd tell her this one's just not good enough... but I'll take care of it hon and get a better one to make sure you didn't eat it. I could be a hero and get a better MD. So help me figure out how to explain "Why she'd eat her car key". Need this help quickly!!!!!!

 

[park pirate]

He didn't eat them wheat cents to or did he...

 

[Limitool]

This could backfire though! She may need a new car because the keys are missing!! Or doctor bills will be insane, when the key gets stuck!! That would be harder to explain too! lol Not being negative, just want to make sure you have it all thought through!

Well she does need a new car. "Doctor bills"... Hoping "Mother Nature" works. "Would be harder to explain too"... hell I didn't eat the key. Yea I'll give this some more thought.... later!