Dont ask me how I know this thread

[truckinbutch]

Don't ask me how I know this thread

I'll start this with a bit of wisdom gleaned traveling life's highway :
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An air nail gun will shoot any size nail through any of your body parts painlessly . The pain enters the equation when you try to get loose ..................
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Feel free to relate other tidbits , sans embarassing details .......

 

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[bigscoop]

How do you know this?

 

[bigscoop]

How do you know this?

You can eat too much chili.

 

[truckinbutch]

How do you know this?

Neighbor of a friend had a cousin that swore that this was GOSPEL and I wouldn't like to call a stranger a liar .............................

 

[releventchair]

A d-cell battery won,t hold 110 volts. It will swell fast trying,giving you enough time to try to pull it out of holder on one of those old 101 science project boards before it explodes.

 

[Critical Recovery]

The "security" at Cedar Point have arrest power.

 

[stefen]

Thats really a lame story Butch...

Shot yourself in the foot again, huh, big guy?

Tol yur ol lady to keep an eye on ya.

She tol me that yur dangerous around tools and that she even has to cut up yur meat and tatters cuz y'all can't be trusted with a knife...

Oh well....

 

[Chug And Red]

I'll start this with a bit of wisdom gleaned traveling life's highway :
>
An air nail gun will shoot any size nail through any of your body parts painlessly . The pain enters the equation when you try to get loose ..................
>
Feel free to relate other tidbits , sans embarassing details .......

I have actually witnessed this!!! Co worker had his nail gun trigger wired and Shot three 16P nails through his Kneecap and all He said Was Sh@t!!!! I looked over and Started Laughing!!!! (Yes this Is A Natural Response to Some elses Pain I Promise) Then Jumped off the Roof and Got to A Phone And Called 911 Then climbed back up the Ladder!!! Then he tryed to Get Up!!! NOT!!!! He was screaming so Loud that I started Backing Up and Steped of the Edge Of the Roof As the Ambulance was Pulling Up!!! They ran up to me and I was Still in Shock And Laughing so Hard I Just Pointed Up the Ladder A Said Help Him Out First with Tears Running Down My Face!!! I Just had a few Bruises And He was Lauging At Me when they were Bring Him Off the Roof!!!! HH Chug

 

[worldtalker]

I shot a 16D through two fingers,had to use a utility knife to cut it out,they go in but don't want to come out,used a little duct tape and finished the job. God Bless Chris

 

[bsloan]

s a novice cabinet maker, at least once a week I would nail my left index finger to my left salute finger. Air tools are GREAT!! Now I'm a mechanic, bustin" knuckles hurts a lot less than harpooning yourself,

Bill

 

[bigscoop]

A Rapala fishing lure with flopping fish hooked and dangling at one end, the index fingers of both hands hooked at the other end. Ever try to trap a slimy flopping fish between your knees before? And once you do in this situation, then what?

 

[releventchair]

Just can,t picture a good ending. Better maybe but not good.

 

[stefen]

A Rapala fishing lure with flopping fish hooked and dangling at one end, the index fingers of both hands hooked at the other end. Ever try to trap a slimy flopping fish between your knees before? And once you do in this situation, then what?

Well, it's like yesterday...As the Medical Doctor asked as she was examining my foot and the crushed big toe (with the nail pointing at a 90 degree angle)..."Tell me the story as how this happened"....?

It's like this Doc...#%^€€£¥ and ££%#{?¥...

She politely smiled and said she didn't understand the language....

 

[greydigger]

Liquid dish soap ( like Joy ) should not be used in a dishwasher.

A very large mound of bubbles 3' high will come from your kitchen .
When this happens, just get out the wet+dry shop vac and act as if it were normal.
Not a good way to impress a new date.
Grey

 

[lost]

Back to the nail gun. I drove a carpenters labor to the ER after he wondered if his steel toe boot would deflect the nail. It didn't. Right through the steel toe (probably hard plastic), through the middle nail of his big toe, through the thick boot sole and into maybe a 1/4 inch of the plywood he was standing on. A 22 oz framing hammer was used to free him and the boot from the plywood. The head of the nail was resting level with his toe nail. I didn't get to go back in the ER to see how it was removed. But I waited two hours for him. The boot was cut into several pieces with a surgical saw. The boy didn't have much of a removal story. He was knocked out with a shot and slept all the way back to the project. He was back at work a couple of days later. On a side note, while he was being worked on, a nurse came to me with a clipboard to get "my" Workman Comp" number and info. The look on her face said "oh,$#!%" when I told her he didn't work for me. I just gave him a ride. But, I did use their yellowbook phone book to look up the kids employer for her. I was later told the whole experience cost $1700.

 

[truckinbutch]

A Rapala fishing lure with flopping fish hooked and dangling at one end, the index fingers of both hands hooked at the other end. Ever try to trap a slimy flopping fish between your knees before? And once you do in this situation, then what?

I started this with 'Don't Ask Me How I Know', but I can't help but ask if you have knowledge of how this 'sticky wicket' was resolved .

 

[truckinbutch]

Liquid dish soap ( like Joy ) should not be used in a dishwasher.

A very large mound of bubbles 3' high will come from your kitchen .
When this happens, just get out the wet+dry shop vac and act as if it were normal.
Not a good way to impress a new date.
Grey

Tell her that you forgot to cancel the 'Housecleaning mode' programmed into your dishwasher . Grab a mop and start cleaning the floor . Impress her with how domestic you are .
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If she doesn't grab that mop and say,"Here,let me do that !".......................................
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DUMP HER AZZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[greydigger]

Well I told her this was how I normally take care of cleaning the kitchen .
With my motorcycle parked in the living room she thought I was a bit odd.
We were married for 18 yrs.
Grey

 

[truckinbutch]

Well I told her this was how I normally take care of cleaning the kitchen .
With my motorcycle parked in the living room she thought I was a bit odd.
We were married for 18 yrs.
Grey

Not sure how to respond to that . Have had the wife I have now for 17+ . She did convince me to move the Harley I've had for 32 to the garage because she was afraid the kids would topple it and hurt the bike . I consider both the bike and the wife keepers .

 

[stefen]

both are good ri....never mind