Drink More Water

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Mennonite farmer walking along notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand


The Mennonite shouts, "Trink das vasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

Which means,'Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it'.

The man shouts back, "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The Mennonite says, 'Use two hands, you'll get more."
 

He should have said:


"Wartezeit. Ich hole Ihnen eine Wanne." (Wait. I'll bring you a bucket.)

:D
 

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