Even the Empire is going broke

[The Beep Goes On]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...sed-Darth-Vader-demands-cash-daring-raid.html
The Empire Strikes Bank: Armed robber dressed as Darth Vader demands cash in daring raid

 

[spartacus53]

Yup, it's hard to get work when they stop making your movie and cutting out your scenes. I am just wondering where his light saber is

 

[GopherDaGold]

Hey, Death Stars ain't cheap to maintain ya know!

 

[Smudge]

How cute.

How novel.

Hang him.

 

[The Beep Goes On]

"May the Funds be with you."

"No, I am your bank robber!"

"A feeling I haven't felt since...the last time I robbed a bank."

"Impressive, most impressive. Now put your dang hands up!"


I wonder if he had the "breather" noise going?

 

[GopherDaGold]

I'd heard that the CRH'ers were upset about the new fees imposed but this is ridiculous!

 

[ivan salis]

darth -- this is a stick up

jedi teller (waving fingers him)-- this isn't the funds your looking for.

darth --dang third bank today , that didn't have the money I'm looking for. (as he walks out)

jedi teller (thinking to herself)--this farce has a powerful effect on the weak minded.

 

[The Beep Goes On]

darth -- this is a stick up

jedi teller (waving fingers him)-- this isn't the funds your looking for.

darth --dang third bank today , that didn't have the money I'm looking for. (as he walks out)

jedi teller (thinking to herself)--this farce has a powerful effect on the weak minded.

Lol -

 

[spartacus53]

That had to be a Darth imitator, Darth always wore a black cape and this guy seems to be in a blue cape. I'm wondering where he kept that cool racing type sled thingy parked for a quick getaway.

 

[bigscoop]

That had to be a Darth imitator, Darth always wore a black cape and this guy seems to be in a blue cape. I'm wondering where he kept that cool racing type sled thingy parked for a quick getaway.

True, but the blue is his disguise, Darth figuring the simple change in color would throw everyone off his trail. Besides, I think he's still under contract requiring him to only wear the black cape upon prior approval. Darth was never that smart anyway, I mean he lost a battle for control of the universe against a young Harrison Ford and two other really bad actors.

 

[The Beep Goes On]

I hear they're going to arrest James Earl Jones as they have no other leads.

 

[GopherDaGold]

I hear they're going to arrest James Earl Jones as they have no other leads.

As long as they leave Rick Moranis alone!

 

[The Beep Goes On]

VADER: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've
constructed. The ability to safely store funds is insignificant next to
the power of the Force.

TELLER: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader.
Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you secure funds,
or given you clairvoyance enough to find a decent bank to rob...

Suddenly the teller chokes and ... starts to laugh into Vader's face.

VADER: I find my lack of power disturbing.

MANAGER: Enough of this! Vader, leave!

VADER: As you wish.

 

[ivan salis]

i work for lehman brothers --this is a hostile take over.

 

[spartacus53]

What ever happened to the good old bank robbers like "Willie Sutton" Today these robbers all have a gimmick like a few they were mentioning on the news "The Billy Goat kid", and my personal favorite the "Bouquet Bandit"

 

[The Beep Goes On]

I would send in my robot.

 

[truckinbutch]

What ever happened to the good old bank robbers like "Willie Sutton" Today these robbers all have a gimmick like a few they were mentioning on the news "The Billy Goat kid", and my personal favorite the "Bouquet Bandit"

My favorites have always been Willie Sutton ,#2, and The Newton Boys ,#1. They were the most successful aand spent the least amount of time in jail .