Ever act silly at a diner?

[spartacus53]

Sometimes I just can't help myself when I'm in public places. I love to say things just for the heck of it to see someones reaction Imagine, I'm even worse in department stores...

AT least I keep myself entertained, and it's cheap too

Waitress: 'Do u have any questions about the menu?'
Me: 'What kind of font is this?'

Waitress: How would you like you burger?
Me: Cook it on side side, then turn it over and cook the other side

Waitress: How would you like your eggs?
Me: Fluffy, like my pillow

 

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Do blind dates count?

 

[spartacus53]

Not unless they have a seeing eye dog

 

[boogeyman]

Spread the fun!!!!!

Grocery store
Paper or plastic? - yes
Would you like a bag? - No thanks I just divorced one.......
Would you like some help - No Thanks I'm beyond help.

Bank
(cashing a check) How would you like that? - In cash......
Do you want to cash this? - Naw I just wanted to show it to you
Would you like to open an account today? Naw I'll just use this old one I got...

The blank looks from tellers & cashiers will keep you laughing the rest of the day guaranteed!

 

[stefen]

Guy goes into a pharmacy and buys some rubbers...er, condoms...

Clerk asked if he wanted a bag...

ain't that ugly he replied...