First-time skydiver

[Mike(Mont)]

First-time skydiver: "If my main chute doesn't open and my reserve doesn't open, how long will I have before I hit the ground?"

Instructor: (with a deadpan stare) "The rest of your life."

 

[Glenns5900]

How does a blind skydiver know when he is getting close to the ground?

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The leash goes slack.

 

[Glenns5900]

Blind man walks into a department store.

Picks up his dog by the leash and spins him around above his head..

The clerk asks "Can I help you sir?"

Blind man says "Naw - just looking around".

 

[stefen]

Last thing that goes thru a skydivers mind (whose parachute doesn't open) before he hits the ground...

His AH ....yep, right about there

 

[Dimeman]

Blind man walks into a department store.

Picks up his dog by the leash and spins him around above his head..

The clerk asks "Can I help you sir?"

Blind man says "Naw - just looking around".

That one had me on the floor....