When you are here, please try to blend in with the rest of our northern visitors.
1. Drive in the left lane 10mph slower that the posted limit, with your right turn signal constantly on.
2. When the light turns green, count to ten, then very slowly pull forward.
3. When a pedestrian is within 500' of the intersection, stop and wait. The walker will eventually get to the intersection, and probably cross the other way, but just wait, you can't be too careful.
4. Put a stupid B*** S*** Service Dog jacket on Muffin, take Muffin everywhere, pissing off people across a wide spectrum from banks to restaurants.
5. Create a lengthy line everywhere from the post office to the grocery store. When it's your turn to finally pay, after going over the entire receipt again, act surprised as you try figure out where you may have left your wallet.
6. When backing from a parking space, simply hit the horn twice and come on back. What ever was there can see your blue hair and is getting out of the way.
7. Believe, firmly believe, really really believe that a perfect stranger cares about your medical issues and what that wayward grandkid up north did this time.
8. Stare are your excessively loud and obnoxious ringtone in utter disbelief that the damn thing is actually making that racket, and then try to figure out how to make it stop.
...and on a peaceful note- I'll pray for an early spring.
