Forum Humor

[stoney56]

There was an Mder named Free
Whose avatar was all you could see,
Her fingers a blur
She typed with a whir
"Boys can't we all just agree"

The pot she did stir
and sometimes concur,
but still she typed out
What this is all about,
"It's in fun for you and me."

 

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[corncrasher]

? ?spelling error-- sorry I couldn't help myself.

14 to post that the URL's wre posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

 

[surfrat96]

Well Free.........we're waiting!

 

[GunFarce]

And 'still' waiting...
Why does Michael like 27 year olds.. (just in case you forgot what your questions was that were all waiting for)

 

[TOWcritter]

LOL............LOL.................LOL!

 

[Darren in NC]

For those who hate the "forward this to 10 friends" emails, turn your speakers on and enjoy...

http://www.softlab.ece.ntua.gr/~sivann/pub/swf/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf

 

[SASQUASH]

Have you ever smelled moth balls before. SASC.

 

[SASQUASH]

O.K. the questions are going to get harder. What Does BUDWEISER stand for ? SASQUATCH <><

 

[Monty]

Speaking of store bought TP....and we were weren't we? When I was a lad we had an outhouse and everone used a Sears and Roebuck catalog. Just rip out a few pages and you were in business! Then some low life used the womens foundations section! Nearly ruined my sex life!

 

[Wild Boulder Bill]

So very, very funny, but so very very true

 

[stoney56]

Let's see if this works better although should read chatroom humor
http://www.gi.alaska.edu/~jesse/treasure/graphics/chatters.jpg

 

[Wild Boulder Bill]

I forgot to add I am A Colorado liscensed electrician. You have no business discussing Light bulbs without first consulting me. Oh and don't buy the mexican ones, they only last about two weeks.

 

[stoney56]

I forgot to add I am A Colorado liscensed electrician. You have no business discussing Light bulbs without first consulting me. Oh and don't buy the mexican ones, they only last about two weeks.

OK change the above # to 307. LOL

 

[Gooddog]

This is what my telephone answering machine says when you call my house.

Hi, this is Gooddog: If you are the cable company I already sent the money. If you are my parents please send me money. If you are my bank please lend me money. If you are one of my friends you owe me money. If you are female I have lots of money. I can?t come to the phone right now cause I am doing something I really enjoy doing. Usually I like doing it up and down, but sometimes I like doing it left to right?.real slow. So leave a message and when I am done brushing my teeth I?ll call you back. If I don?t call you back them I?m avoiding you.

 

[Gooddog]

Dear man hanging his entire torso out the passenger window of a rusty old red pickup truck driving north on Pecan Street.Though I did not catch the exact wording of your suggestion (I had my metal detecting ear phones on) I feel fairly certain that I understood the gist of your hand and body motions by the puckering of your lips . I regret to inform you that I am not available for any such activities this month, but please check back when I have hit rock bottom and lost all of my self-esteem. Furthermore you should consider yourself a lucky man that the pickup truck you were hanging your rather large body out of was moving at the time because I have become very adept at swinging this metal detector. Also, please know that no matter what you may think about yourself, your behavior was cowardly. I offer as evidence the fact that I have never been spoken to like that by any man who was stationary and within a five foot radius.
Sincerely,
Gooddog

 

[GunFarce]

Hmmm Hanging out of cars reminded me of this.. I better censor it a bit for this site..

Two nuns are driving back to the convent late at night in Transylvania.
Suddenly, Dracula jumps onto the hood of their car.
The nun driving tells the other one "Pray sister".
The other nun says "It doesn't work."
The driver tells the other nun "Pray harder"
She says "I tell you sister, It just doesn't work."
The driver then tells the other nun, "you better Show him your cross"!
Ok, she says, she then leans as far out the window as she possibly can,
and screams "Get the f**k off our car you bloodsucking a**hole"

 

[Wild Boulder Bill]

My sons answering machine goes like thid " Hello this is tim. I have a cat in one hand and a forty four mag in the other. Leave a message or the cat gets it.

 

[ARCOMANDPURPLE]

Now stoney56 do you see what you started........ (ain't cha proud of yourself)

 

[stoney56]

Now stoney56 do you see what you started........ (ain't cha proud of yourself)

arcommandpurple, started it as a whim and put the ball on the 50 yard line and the rest is written history.
Keep smilin', it makes 'em wonder what yoou're up to.

 

[ARCOMANDPURPLE]

Quite right..... I'ts kind of like keeping the kids amused gosh I love this FORUM never a boring second