Give a caption to this pic!

[KevGA]

"Going for the gold".... that's definitely the one!

 

[mvSWAT]

TROJAN TRIPLE PACK....do you have yours?

or

Girl: Aren't you the guy on that Enzyte commercial?

 

[GunFarce]

Well, young lady, by combining the power of the force, with my magic wand here, 'this' will find your lost innocents or my name isn't O-B-G-Y-N-KANOBI

 

[Monty]

"I thought it was rediculous too until they invented Viagra"! JIM

 

[rvbvetter]

I don't know what it's for. The guy just told me to put the damn thing back here, like this. And walk up and down the beach, and it'll attract girls.

 

[fishercz20]

WoW! I just found 3 Gems in the surf!

 

[mvSWAT]

Thanks Jim!

 

[omnicognic]

"So Anyway there we were, Me, Gilligan, Mary-ann, Ginger, The Professor, and Mr. and Mrs Howell....."

 

[melnatcat]

You guys are nuthin' but a bunch of mding sickies! Sickies, I tell ya'! LOL

Looks like he doesn't know which itch to scratch first!

BTW guys, I heard on the news viagra will make you go blind...isn't it ironic? You guys go blind either way! HA HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Melnatcat

 

[stoney56]

Melnacat, are you trying to say that love is blind?

 

[Monk]

Golly, Lordy! Look at that? Came 500 miles to water hunt. Not to be shark bait. Think I'll go back to freah water.

 

[caratjuice]

Keep on moving Mr Beach Metal Detecting Guy, 16 will get you 20, around here.

 

[Orygun]

No ladies its ok, really it is. I know that if I twist and pull hard enough I can get it out of there. I just wish I would have remembered where I set that damn scoop BEFORE I bent over to dig that last pull tab.

 

[Orygun]

Well purdy lady, if you really want to learn to metal detect I know a guy from Orygun who can show you a thing or two .

 

[1320]

Damn, wish I would have worn the black socks today....

 

[DirtyDon]

WITH THIS DETECTOR I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN VIRGIN METAL AND A COMMON ORE....

 

[Shattuc]

Hey mister, have you found a key to a chastity belt?

 

[lobsterman]

beep... beep... beep... beep beep beep beep beep ~ that dam pacemaker

 

[Xraywolf]

" A Vibra Probe 2000 Awesome ! Thats the same kind my mother uses but .... What do YOU do with it ? "
Or
" Sure young lady .... You can have this 24k diamond belly ring I found .. But only if you let me put it on with my gums"
Or
"Mr., we were just wondering ..... Why are you weed whacking at a beach ?"

 

[twister]

Do you have any Jewelry on you that i can look at...for i mean