Gold in Feces? Check out this article..

I always knew saving all mine in jars since the 70's would be worth something someday :laughing9: now I have to figure out......sluice, pan or dredge......hmmmm I wonder if Doc has a mat for that stuff :dontknow:
 

Dehydrate it and use a dry washer.
 

:notworthy: You all are so funny !!! LOL Let me know how it works out for ya after drying it and then using a dry washer ! LOL
 

US researchers are investigating ways to extract the gold and precious metals from human faeces.

More waste of taxpayers money for a sh..ty research down the toilet.
 

Well, I guess one of my favorite cliche's "Ain't worth a s--t" has become obsolete. Dang...:dontknow:
 

Seriously tho, where is all this gold coming from? I used to knock back a few shots of Goldschlager but I've tried panning that. You don't get #$/€.
Here's a report from my claim:

Gold!, Gold from the Spot #2!!!

Ironic 😣😖😭😬😎
 

This has to be a joke. I think someone is mining Government Grants. I can't see this being economical. However someone should 'Pitch' this idea to The Discovery Channel..... Jungle Gold Season #2...
 

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This has to be a joke. I think someone is mining Government Grants. This is BS. I can't see this being economical. However someone should 'Pitch' this idea to The Discovery Channel..... Jungle Gold Season #2...

Their take would have been double what they got.
 

Coming up next on the History Channel at 9, new episodes of GOLD FLUSH.

Watch as Todd Hoffman and crew put 12,000,000 yards of #$%$ through the new turd wash plant "Big Brown" . And Tony Beets gets upset, and can't take the smell anymore.
 

Can someone help me with the numbers. I add up 3 grams per 1000 yards.
 

Sounds like another bull sh#t story. Is it April 1yet?
 

I better get that gold tooth i have been wanting before this gets started.
 

miners should be rich with all the crap they been handed
 

I wanted to let this go, but it's just too much!

So:

Now we'll be high-grading nuggets for 200 mesh?
Maybe there will be a special attachment for the Falcon MD-20 so one could get a pre-emptive ass-ay ?
Is this the real story behind the gold-sniffing dogs?

Ok, I'm done.
 

This gives nugget shooting a whole new meaning!
 

Damn!

Just went through a full colonoscopy...said he removed a bunch of bad things,
but still, I gotta wonder how much gold he found along the way..
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New definition:

Septic Tank = Turd Sluice
 

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