BobPA
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- Feb 18, 2007
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Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner.
> Woods says to Wonder, "How's the singing career going?"
> Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"
> Woods replies, "Not too bad. I've had some problems with my swing,
>but I think I've got that going right now."
> Stevie says, "I always find that when my golf swing goes wrong, I
>need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next
>time I play, it seems to be all right."
> Tiger says, "You play golf?"
> Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
> Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't
>see?"
> Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the
>fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the
>ball toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves
>to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball toward
>his voice."
> "But how do you putt?" asks Woods.
> Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the
>hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball
>toward his voice."
> Woods asks, "What's your handicap?"
> Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."
> Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round
>sometime."
> Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only
>play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
> Woods thinks it over and says, "OK, I'm for that, when would you
>like to play?"
> Stevie says, "Pick a night!"
Bob
> Woods says to Wonder, "How's the singing career going?"
> Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"
> Woods replies, "Not too bad. I've had some problems with my swing,
>but I think I've got that going right now."
> Stevie says, "I always find that when my golf swing goes wrong, I
>need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next
>time I play, it seems to be all right."
> Tiger says, "You play golf?"
> Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
> Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't
>see?"
> Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the
>fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the
>ball toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves
>to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball toward
>his voice."
> "But how do you putt?" asks Woods.
> Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the
>hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball
>toward his voice."
> Woods asks, "What's your handicap?"
> Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."
> Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round
>sometime."
> Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only
>play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
> Woods thinks it over and says, "OK, I'm for that, when would you
>like to play?"
> Stevie says, "Pick a night!"
Bob
