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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael
said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee." The teacher responded by
saying, "That would be rude and impolite."
"What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am
sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right
back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table."
"And you, little Sam, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?" Sam said "I would say: Darling, may I please be
excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of
mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael
said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee." The teacher responded by
saying, "That would be rude and impolite."
"What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am
sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right
back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table."
"And you, little Sam, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?" Sam said "I would say: Darling, may I please be
excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of
mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
