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A little old lady goes to the doctor and, after a short amount of small talk, comes to the point.
"Doctor," she says, "I have this problem with wind, but it really doesn't bother me too much. You see, I've broken wind at least 20 times since I've been in your office, but you didn't know, because they don't smell and are silent."
Doctor: "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the little old lady goes back.
"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but goodness gracious me! Now, although I still break wind silently they stink terribly."
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Doctor: "Righto, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing............"
"Doctor," she says, "I have this problem with wind, but it really doesn't bother me too much. You see, I've broken wind at least 20 times since I've been in your office, but you didn't know, because they don't smell and are silent."
Doctor: "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the little old lady goes back.
"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but goodness gracious me! Now, although I still break wind silently they stink terribly."
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Doctor: "Righto, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing............"
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