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A Jewish man said to his 2 friends, "Last night, my wife and I had
great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we
made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the
end."
The Frenchman boasted, "Last night when my wife and I had sex.. I
rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and
she screamed for 10 minutes at the end."
The Italian said, "Well, last night my wife and I also had sex. I
rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, and she screamed
for over 6 hours at the end!"
The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, "What could
you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"
The Italian said, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread."
great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we
made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the
end."
The Frenchman boasted, "Last night when my wife and I had sex.. I
rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and
she screamed for 10 minutes at the end."
The Italian said, "Well, last night my wife and I also had sex. I
rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, and she screamed
for over 6 hours at the end!"
The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, "What could
you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"
The Italian said, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread."
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