Guys, Are You A Good Husband

[Red James Cash]

LMAO,G.I. How about this one.Why did god make man before woman?...........................................So he woudldnt be told how to make man. Just kiddin girls.

 

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[RustyGold]

If I bought one of them new gas stoves she'd just put wood in it!

35 years ago my wife asked me "If I didn't do the laundry who would?"
I have been doing it ever since!

 

[G. I. Digger]

Seriously, I have been married for 44 years!
Two of the happiest years of my life!
I have my wife right where she wants me!
Rich

 

[dirtdigginfool]

Shortly after the honeymoon, I threw my wife a pair of my jeans and told her to put them on...they fell down several times and she said "they don't fit"..and I said in all my wisdom.."that's right-remember who wears the pants around here"..so she throws me a pair of her underwear and told me to put them on..being twice her size, I said "I'll never get into these"..she says.."exactly..."

 

[gman7665]

Married a Country Girl from Germany, She said She will be the Boss until I can do what that Chicken just did !!! She's Still the Boss , try as I may I still havent been able to pick up that piece of corn off the ground w/ My pecker

 

[G. I. Digger]

A guy called me the other day and said he thinks his wife is dead. I asked why and he said, well, the sex is still the same but the dishes are piling up!

 

[Papalittle]

My hired help do all the work during the day and I do all the rest at night. My wife has Alzhiemers and is the last stages. I enjoy doing my housekeeping.

 

[wainzoid]

Guys always claim they wear the pants in the family, but don't mention their wives wear the belt.

 

[dirtdigginfool]

My hired help do all the work during the day and I do all the rest at night. My wife has Alzhiemers and is the last stages. I enjoy doing my housekeeping.

Sorry to hear that Papalittle...you're in our prayers...ddf

 

[G.I.B.]

The wife asks her husband, "Could you please go
shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A
short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it
again! Men will get it the first time.

 

[Papalittle]

Sorry to hear that Papalittle...you're in our prayers...ddf

Thank you.

 

[gusser]

My wife can take a joke.....................she married me....... 42 years of wedded bliss..............................for her.

 

[Peyton Manning]

marriage! sheesh, I married one woman so why do all the others keep pestering me? Take a number please!!

 

[BigWaveDave]

I am very lucky to have a beautiful, loving, talented wife. Our 8th anny is coming up on Tues, My only regret is that I didn't meet her 20 years earlier. I was lost without her.

 

[gusser]

I am very lucky to have a beautiful, loving, talented wife. Our 8th anny is coming up on Tues, My only regret is that I didn't meet her 20 years earlier. I was lost without her.

Don't tell her that. Make her think she needs to send you detecting more often.

 

[Wily Dunk]

I'm a great husband.. Just ask any of my 5 exes....

 

[RustyGold]

Thank God she has you in her life Papalittle! My prayers go out to you and yours!

 

[Papalittle]

Thank God she has you in her life Papalittle! My prayers go out to you and yours!

Thanx Rusty. 28 years together this month!

 

[voodoo]

 

[discn]

Ok, when I was 28 I met the love of my life, she was 36 . Wendy passed away September 6th 2011.RIP
I could have been a good husband. We will never know.