Guys, Are You A Good Husband

[G.I.B.]

Reason 1137 why I am single.......

So what's rule #843?

 

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[Escape]

my first wife had a mood ring. when she was happy it turned light blue. when she was angry is left a
big red mark on my forehead. she died a long time ago. thank God I had a good attorney and I was acquitted.

 

[Muddyhandz]

I don't think women should be in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant.

They should put on some shoes and go cut the grass!

Just joking!

Really, I am.

Close to 20 years of "Sensitivity training"

Overall, men have come a long way.

Look at the real advertisement below and you'll see why!




Don't hit me....I didn't make up the ad!



Cheers,
Dave.

 

[doc-d]

You are a brave soul to place that old advertisement…….funny though

 

[doc-d]

You are a brave soul to place that old advertisement…….funny though

 

[fmfdoc]

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You mean the WIFE is supposed to do the cooking? I actually do 90% of the cooking in my house. The wife's "time in the kitchen" is minimul,
unless she's got something special she wants to do!!

 

[bigscoop]

Happiest couple I ever knew, till the day they died.......their secret? "They bought a duplex and dated for 65 years!"

 

[N.J.THer]

The secret is as soon as you get married offer to do everything for her but then just do it really poorly. Keep saying you want to do it and they will start telling you not to....then sit back and relax. This will cost you a little money in the beginning when you have to buy her a new wardrobe since you destroyed the one she had and the dishes will need to be washed a second or third time to get the hard as cement dried food you missed the first time but it is money well spent. LOL...only kidding. I can't sit around so if I'm home I'm doing something to stay busy.

We both lucked out and found the best spouse for us.

NJ

 

[Butter Hat]

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I don't even know what that is but it's SO what I would say. Oooo shinyyy!

 

[Old Dude]

I'd give you my 2 ex wives' numbers so you can ask, but they aren't in my contacts list, lol.

 

[ivan salis]

the one item is a food canning "cooker" with mason jars to boot. --to help the missus can her own fresh produce that she grows in her "spare time" * the other is soap that "mumzy -- uses to keep her mimzy flaps clean".--so it doesn't stink like an old kipper (fish).