Have a FAIR laugh on me

[WannaDig3687]

My husband and I went to the fair tonight. Got a lemon shake up. Walked and looked at vendors. Went back for ice cream and looked while we ate. Decided to hit up the animal buildings. Started with the bunnies (my favorite). Went and looked at the hogs. Then, we walked into the beef and dairy barn. My husband, the gentleman that he is, let me go first. As soon as we walked in, some young farmers started walking their calves to show in the other barn. We stepped to the side to let them pass. About the third calf comes up next to me and decides its time for a BM. The crap starts flying out and I'm really trying to jump further out of the way. I start feeling it splatter on me! You could here the kids laughing as we did an about face and start running to get out of there! We looked like city folk for sure! Made a beeline to the nearest bathroom. Of course its like a quarter mile away! Washed up as best we could and headed to the truck . it was a long ride home. The cab stunk! I literally had crap splattered on me from head to toe!
Sorry, we didn't take time to get pics, but those kids might be posting it all over the place. Sometimes all you can do is laugh!

 

[GA_Boy]

You should re-read WIFE 101 again, page 32, second paragraph, and I quote, "When shopping, going to ice cream parlors, always precede Husband. When Hunting with firearms, Entering woods, or walking among domestic animals, always let Husband precede you".
Marvin

 

[WannaDig3687]

You should re-read WIFE 101 again, page 32, second paragraph, and I quote, "When shopping, going to ice cream parlors, always precede Husband. When Hunting with firearms, Entering woods, or walking among domestic animals, always let Husband precede you".
Marvin

I must have slept through that class!

 

[Mzjavert]

You mean those cows aren't litter box trained?

 

[Mud Hut]

My husband and I went to the fair tonight. Got a lemon shake up. Walked and looked at vendors. Went back for ice cream and looked while we ate. Decided to hit up the animal buildings. Started with the bunnies (my favorite). Went and looked at the hogs. Then, we walked into the beef and dairy barn. My husband, the gentleman that he is, let me go first. As soon as we walked in, some young farmers started walking their calves to show in the other barn. We stepped to the side to let them pass. About the third calf comes up next to me and decides its time for a BM. The crap starts flying out and I'm really trying to jump further out of the way. I start feeling it splatter on me! You could here the kids laughing as we did an about face and start running to get out of there! We looked like city folk for sure! Made a beeline to the nearest bathroom. Of course its like a quarter mile away! Washed up as best we could and headed to the truck . it was a long ride home. The cab stunk! I literally had crap splattered on me from head to toe!
Sorry, we didn't take time to get pics, but those kids might be posting it all over the place. Sometimes all you can do is laugh!

Geesh.. That's a poopy story! You didn't by chance cross paths with this elderly couple while you were at the fair, did you?

 

[WannaDig3687]

You mean those cows aren't litter box trained?

No litter box. Apparently, the human is supposed to be trained.
https://youtu.be/1hUgot3PUxU
There was no bucket, either!

 

[WannaDig3687]

Geesh.. That's a poopy story! You didn't by chance cross paths with this elderly couple while you were at the fair, did you?

Oh that's a cheap shot!

 

[WannaDig3687]

Sounds like a crappy day at the fair, lol. I hope you at least enjoyed the rest of the fair before being targeted by that calf.

BEFORE was good. Definitely the shortest time spent a the fair ever.