How about old commercial lines, quotes, jingles etc.

[RON (PA)]

The best part of waking up
Is Folgers in your cup
That rich aromatic blend
Is your best morning friend.
Start the day getting through
the aroma is calling you.

An old Folgers coffee commercial as I remember the words.

 

[Huntin' 59er]

Burma Shave jingle:

"Men with whiskers
'neath their noses
oughta' kiss
like eskimoses !"

And how about:

"Nothing runs like a Deere" by John Deere

Huntin' 59er

 

[Cheryl]

Aye, yii, yii, yiiii,
I am the Frito Bandito.
I like Frito's Corn Chips,
I love them I do.
I want Frito's Corn Chips,
I'll get them from you.
Aye, yii, yii, yiiii,
Oh, I am the Frito Bandito.
Give me Frito Corn chips
And I'll be your friend.
The Frito Bandito
You must not offend.

The Frito Bandito Ad Lyrics from the late 1960s

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

"It's a happy fizzies party"

http://candyaddict.com/blog/2006/10/23/review-fizzies-theyre-back/

 

[history.hunter]

How about
Let Noxzema cream your face so the rasor wont. Joe Nameth commercial.
Or A HONK HONK double M co. Ammco Gas.

 

[packerbacker]

Also posted in rtde's thread
I remember watching the Dinah Shore show and her singing their sponsors slogan
"Seeeeeeeeeeee theeeeeeeeeee USA in your Chevrolet,
America's the greatest land of all....."