HOW could they throw away THIS!

[nathan104]

Fished this out of the dumpster at the local thrift store a few weeks ago. What kind of person could throw away a Chuck Norris autograph!!

 

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[TheInspector]

Really.....

When the BoogyMan goes to sleep everynight, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[boogeyman]

No I don't!!!

Actually met him in person years back. Was dumbfounded at how little he was.

 

[Joebama]

Thats Messed Up, Jo Stacie better watch his back Norris Still Kicks A**

(link removed by mod for rule violation) My first Find

 

[BigWaveDave]

Chuck Norris taught the Dos Equis guy everything he knows.

 

[cyberdan]

Actually met him in person years back. Was dumbfounded at how little he was.

You didn't call him shorty or anything did you?

 

[billjustbill]

Heard Jay Leno do a humorous monologue that included Chuck Norris reruns of his TV show.

"Chuck Norris has been on 'Walker, Texas Ranger' for so long they're thinking of renaming the show: "Texas Ranger on a Walker"....

 

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[TommyB]

I met him when I was in high school in socal. In the late 60's he and his brother were recruiting students for his karate studio.
They came to my high school and did some demonstrations in our wrestling room. His brother kicked him in the nuts. Chuck then reminded us on the use of a cup. He wasn't wearing his!!! He recovered in about 10 minutes.

 

[ecoast]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.

Twice.

 

[gunsil]

Probably belongs in the trash like the movies and TV shows.

 

[diggummup]

Chuck Norris, not only is he a tiny little man, he's also a bad actor.

 

[Henry2]

When Chuck does a pushup he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down!

Ghost sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories!

 

[J0hnct78]

Jesus walked on water, but only Chuck Norris can swim through land.

 

[TheRingFinder]

When you look at the back of China; It says "made in Chuck Norris"

 

[billjustbill]

Chuck Norris puts his Dallas, Tx. home up for sale.... I like the comparison between him and Godzilla... ;>)

Bill

Celebrity House For Sale: Chuck Norris | Bankrate.com

 

[Sluice Box]

What kind of person would do such thing! I'm hoping that after whoever decided to make that terrible decision in the first place, their next one was to enter themselves into a mental institution. -May Chuck Norris have mercy on their soul.

Sluice Box

 

[gord]

Chuck Norris puts his Dallas, Tx. home up for sale.... I like the comparison between him and Godzilla... ;>)

Bill

Celebrity House For Sale: Chuck Norris | Bankrate.com

Only 4 bedrooms, but 7 full bathrooms and 2 half bathrooms - may be indicative of an incontinance problem?

 

[treasurekidd]

Chuck Norris is so tough, there's no chin under his beard. There is only another fist.

 

[D.C.]

i like chuck norris as a person, not an actor but that is tooooooo funnyQUOTE=diggummup;4334159]Chuck Norris, not only is he a tiny little man, he's also a bad actor.

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