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From Dr. Diggings;
Bigfoot. He's recently been spotted again. Sure, I know what you're thinking. You're probably thinking that he took a break from his winter hibernation, decided to vacation in Prospect Park, in Brooklyn, New York. Why not.
Now a lot of folks think Bigfoot is a complete hoax, seems odd that nobody knows how to catch the damn thing. I mean it's not like we're dealing with King Kong here. But just in case, has anyone tried luring him in with a beautiful blond? I didn't think so. Nope, it seems everyone thinks they have to chase this mysterious creature around, like that's not going to scare the hell out of him. I gotta tell you, if I knew there were people in the woods looking for samples of my poop it would sure scare the hell out me.
When I was a kid I tried to catch the tooth-fairy once, and I did. I accomplished this by making sure everyone knew that I was going to put my tooth under the pillow that night and then I simply put a mousetrap under that pillow instead, pretended to be asleep with my head off of the pillow. Later that night I hear, Wham! “Ship!” Mousetrap broke mom's finger. Tooth fairy my a$$! Not everyday you break someone's finger, prove them to be a big liar, and get paid for doing it.
So who are these geniuses chasing Bigfoot around and hoping to find some of his poop? I mean, how do they even know what Bigfoot poop looks like? If Bigfoot is real then why hasn't anyone been able to find his poop sample? I mean chasing him around like that they've surely had to scare it out of him at some point.
What I would like to say to these people is this, “Catching Bigfoot doesn't have to be that complicated. All you need is a hot looking blond who's willing to entertain a giant monkey.” That's it. I've watched the movie and that's all you need. Just tie her to a post and start banging on some drums and if Bigfoot is out there he'll come running. You don't need to go hiking through the tundras in search of that illusive Bigfoot poop. A lot of struggling actresses out there, so just go hire one. And that's all I have to say about it.
Bigfoot. He's recently been spotted again. Sure, I know what you're thinking. You're probably thinking that he took a break from his winter hibernation, decided to vacation in Prospect Park, in Brooklyn, New York. Why not.
Now a lot of folks think Bigfoot is a complete hoax, seems odd that nobody knows how to catch the damn thing. I mean it's not like we're dealing with King Kong here. But just in case, has anyone tried luring him in with a beautiful blond? I didn't think so. Nope, it seems everyone thinks they have to chase this mysterious creature around, like that's not going to scare the hell out of him. I gotta tell you, if I knew there were people in the woods looking for samples of my poop it would sure scare the hell out me.
When I was a kid I tried to catch the tooth-fairy once, and I did. I accomplished this by making sure everyone knew that I was going to put my tooth under the pillow that night and then I simply put a mousetrap under that pillow instead, pretended to be asleep with my head off of the pillow. Later that night I hear, Wham! “Ship!” Mousetrap broke mom's finger. Tooth fairy my a$$! Not everyday you break someone's finger, prove them to be a big liar, and get paid for doing it.
So who are these geniuses chasing Bigfoot around and hoping to find some of his poop? I mean, how do they even know what Bigfoot poop looks like? If Bigfoot is real then why hasn't anyone been able to find his poop sample? I mean chasing him around like that they've surely had to scare it out of him at some point.
What I would like to say to these people is this, “Catching Bigfoot doesn't have to be that complicated. All you need is a hot looking blond who's willing to entertain a giant monkey.” That's it. I've watched the movie and that's all you need. Just tie her to a post and start banging on some drums and if Bigfoot is out there he'll come running. You don't need to go hiking through the tundras in search of that illusive Bigfoot poop. A lot of struggling actresses out there, so just go hire one. And that's all I have to say about it.
