I asalted my wife

aa battery · Jan 29, 2018

We went out and again found more than me. She would not stop bragging so i got mad. I walked to her with my hand behind me and told her to stop. It didnt work so i asalted her. I poured table salt all over her head. She laughed and then told me to sweep it up. :dontknow:

smokeythecat · Jan 29, 2018

Don't do that! It could get in her eyes and as everyone knows salt poured over a detectorists attracts coins and relics like doodie attracts bugs!

SD51 · Jan 29, 2018

I think I told you before that she is called aaa battery, now we know why!

aa battery · Jan 29, 2018

SD51 said:
I think I told you before that she is called aaa battery, now we know why!

your right

aa battery · Jan 29, 2018

smokeythecat said:
Don't do that! It could get in her eyes and as everyone knows salt poured over a detectorists attracts coins and relics like doodie attracts bugs!

I forgot to tell you that she is 5 foot and IS the BOSS.

WaterScoop · Jan 29, 2018

aa battery · Jan 29, 2018

WaterScoop said:
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she tells me to go

WaterScoop · Jan 29, 2018

aa battery said:
she tells me to go

Yeah but for how long?...LOL

dirtlooter · Jan 29, 2018

don't feel alone, my wife likes to relive those big finds over and over. I just smile, fortunately, she doesn't have those awesome moments really often. however, she did kick my butt pretty bad yesterday but I kind of like it. I sure like to see those eyes light up and hear the squeal as she excitedly shows me what she has just found.

aa battery · Jan 29, 2018

WaterScoop said:
Yeah but for how long?...LOL

i have a phone. :laughing7:

aa battery · Jan 29, 2018

dirtlooter said:
don't feel alone, my wife likes to relive those big finds over and over. I just smile, fortunately, she doesn't have those awesome moments really often. however, she did kick my butt pretty bad yesterday but I kind of like it. I sure like to see those eyes light up and hear the squeal as she excitedly shows me what she has just found.

thats the best part :headbang:

Limitool · Jan 31, 2018

I absolutely love it when mine (wife) says "Don't you have something to do out in the wood shop"? HELL YES! So I grab my beer and head back to the shop. Damn, I love making her mad!

dirtlooter · Jan 31, 2018

Forgot, my wife loved your thread, laughed her butt off

ConceptualizedNetherlandr · Jan 31, 2018

I think I saw you 2. I saw 2 peanuts walking down the street. One of them was a salted.

aa battery · Jan 31, 2018

Limitool said:
I absolutely love it when mine (wife) says "Don't you have something to do out in the wood shop"? HELL YES! So I grab my beer and head back to the shop. Damn, I love making her mad!

be carefull