I cannot tell a lie

[FCCDFEd]

Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"


Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling - With all the others, I was awake."

 

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[truckinbutch]

He never heard the shot !

 

[stefen]

He never heard the shot !

But it took the mortician 24 hours to get the smile off of his face....