I Suppose when on Bourbon Street, there could be Many Excuses

[jeff of pa]

Too far to walk without taking a nap.
Tripped over a Roach.
Car went by Fast & Blew him over.
Vampires .

Gotta give him Credit, it appears he tried ! Twice !

and they had time to go on a Beer Run and get their Coolers Filled

 

[SD51]

That's got to be one busy police department down there!

 

[Chadeaux]

Easy to spot the tourists, they usually can't hold their liquor.

Grew up there. One of my buddies just blew my mind. He wanted vodka and orange juice. Watched him sit with a fifth of Smirnoff and a quart of orange juice. A swig off one, then the other.

When he finished them both, he got up and walked across the room to grab some more. I was sober and couldn't walk any better.