I think Im genetically superior to most tellas

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I think I'm genetically superior to most tellas

See, i gots reason to believe I'm superior to tellers

1.) I can add the dollar amounts in my head.
Most tellers have to write down whats $100 + $25. They whip out their calculators as I'm telling them it's $125!

2.) Most tellers can't carry more than one box.
I on the other hand am a scrawny dude and can carry 3 halve dolla boxes with a quarter box on top of that.

3.) Tellers have an advantage over us.
Silver goes to the tellas but I on the other hand am superior because I cull more silver than them even though it doesn't come to me.

Who else is superior like me?
Please share your stories!
 

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The key to being superior to all tellers is simple,Dump about 400k of your assets into that bank and then when they refuse to be like burger king n let you have it your way,Tell the bank manager you are moving your mortgage and CDs to another financial institution because the b&*@# at the front desk has issues with shuckin coin over the counter.To keep you quiet next time in,She may have even culled a little silver for you.
 

Look biatch. I can carry 6 half boxes 100 feet with 2 hands and 4 boxes with one arm. Holla at your boy!
 

Yo em, last I heard(from you) you couldn't get coin anymore. All the Harris banks shut you down?
 

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Yo em, last I heard(from you) you couldn't get coin anymore. All the Harris banks shut you down?

Lol they tried and failed ;) it's just difficult to dump high amounts
 

One of the older tellers at one of my banks would openly complain about getting my weekly $10,000 in two dollar notes..........she no longer works there.
 

One of the older tellers at one of my banks would openly complain about getting my weekly $10,000 in two dollar notes..........she no longer works there.

Are you finding a significant amount of 'treasure' in the 2$ notes?
 

I tie my own shoes, my teller has Velcro!
 

One of the older tellers at one of my banks would openly complain about getting my weekly $10,000 in two dollar notes..........she no longer works there.

good for you dawg!
 

Warning to few CRH members, watch the language here...I will no longer edit, I will delete the post and issue infraction.
 

Warning to few CRH members, watch the language here...I will no longer edit, I will delete the post and issue infraction.

A serious question. It's not ok to post '(#%^%^#)' with letters around it but it is ok to post this (:cussing:)?
 

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