I was sooo depressed last night I called Lifeline.

[jeff of pa]

it was outsourced to a call center in Pakistan.

when I told them I was suicidal



They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck .

 

[Michigan Badger]

At first I thought you were serious and I was thinking pretty normal stuff in this economy.

I just heard this morning that a major employer in Tennessee will downsize 2/3's of it's employee force very soon.

 

[cybercop106]

it was outsourced to a call center in Pakistan.
when I told them I was suicidal
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck .

That's funny right there, I don't care who ya are!


Reminds me of one anti-terrorist class I went to with other police officers. Instructor was explaining how easy it was to entice folks over in 'the Sandbox' to blow themselves up because compared to the abject poverty of normal life the fame of their sacrifice and rewards in the afterlife seem desirable.

I said "So you're saying most of them are a dirt sandwich away from being a suicide bomber!?"

The instructor didn't seem to have the same sense of humor the rest of us did.........

 

[jeff of pa]

it was outsourced to a call center in Pakistan.
when I told them I was suicidal
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck .

The instructor didn't seem to have the same since of humor the rest of us did.........

 

[boogeyman]

it was outsourced to a call center in Pakistan.

when I told them I was suicidal



They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck .

You got through?!?!?!?! I got put on hold!!!!!

 

[Eu_citzen]

Hahhah!