Good afternoon: Actually I would have no problems, I woulld admit to ifnding it, even post a picture then cry in my coffee claiming that a Mr Ivan Salis stole it from me while I was trying to legitimently file the recovery data in order that any heirs or taxes that might be entitled to it may file their just claims. Go find him, but be forwarned, he will probaly deny it, trying to pass the blame on to me.
I f you need to contact me, try Rio de Jinero. If I am not at home, try Island 'X' on the Great Barrier reef. If you cannot find me in either, then I will be at my hidden tropical island with my all girl crew, headed by, well one of our delectable TN gals.
Don Jose de La Mancha