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Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.
Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
1,500..
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188
Statistics courtesy of the FBI
So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
than gun owners.
Remember, Guns don't kill people, doctors do!!!
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT, almost everyone has at least
one doctor. This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be
killed by a doctor than as by a gun owner!!!
Now if you have more than one doctor, you're just **** out of luck!!!
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on
Lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical
attention!
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.
Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
1,500..
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188
Statistics courtesy of the FBI
So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
than gun owners.
Remember, Guns don't kill people, doctors do!!!
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT, almost everyone has at least
one doctor. This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be
killed by a doctor than as by a gun owner!!!
Now if you have more than one doctor, you're just **** out of luck!!!
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on
Lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical
attention!
