Interesting Water Tidbits

[ScubaDetector]

For all you water hunters I thought I would give you a couple of interesting pieces of information you can pass along. If you get asked these questions.

1 Why do mermaids wear sea shells.


Easy answer,

Cause B shells are too small and D shells are too big.


Do you know why sharks circle you with their fin out of the water before they bite?


This one is a little trickier. You have to think like a shark.




You taste better after they scare the cwap out of you.


Now you can amaze your friends with your knowledge

 

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[ron lord]

I see your borred, so how is the snow up there ?, water is 74* here in Florida

 

[ScubaDetector]

4" of fluffy white stuff all over my uncovered boats. BARF. Water last week when I was wading was 41°. I was fine in waders but my hands froze even in trappers gloves with hand warmers.

Supposed to get 2 more inches of that cwap today but not looking like it.

You can tell I am bored? LOL

 

[RustyGold]

Lol! You may be bored but you still have a sense of humor.
Hope the springtime comes fast for you.

 

[TheRingFinder]

so how is the snow up there ?, water is 74* here in Florida - Your an evil man Ron Lord!!!!

 

[CASPER-2]

dont know how water is where Ron is condition wise - im around an hour south of him right now - and was roughest ive seen gulf - 20+mph winds - no viz and lots of rip tides - I saw lot of people strungle to get in
but yes its warm - I left snow behind in ma a few days ago - temps in the teens overnite up there
but looking like this trip is gonna be a sight seeing tour - i wanted to go to Mex. or Dom Rep but my gal
wanted to go here cause here GF gave us house for few days - happy GF - miserable detecting
- at least this trip

 

[CASPER-2]

,,,only thing good so far - is the food - havin grouper almost every meal

 

[Da Sand Crab]

It's been a miserable 84 degrees lately. The water temp is warming up though, probably in the mid seventies.
We had an especially brutal winter with temps dropping down into the sixties on several occasions. I had to
actually wear a full wet suit on a few occasions. Nah, all joking aside, I hope you guys get to be hunting real soon.

 

[ScubaDetector]

It's been a miserable 84 degrees lately. The water temp is warming up though, probably in the mid seventies.
We had an especially brutal winter with temps dropping down into the sixties on several occasions. I had to
actually wear a full wet suit on a few occasions. Nah, all joking aside, I hope you guys get to be hunting real soon.

Funny funny! At least it is 32° today and the snow is melting off my boats. Stinks I uncovered them too soon. I hope to be in the water soon also.

 

[kcm]

We're having a heat wave today - upper-30's right now! Supposed to get some snow. I think the same system that is bringing snow to SnowDetector...err...uhhh...ScubaDetector!

 

[ScubaDetector]

I hope your summer detecting is full of wonderful treasures!!

 

[kcm]

Hmm...that hose clamp looks familiar.

 

[ScubaDetector]

Two female crabs were sitting on a rock watching all the other crabs. One of them notices a male crab walking straight. She said to the other female crab. Look at that man. He must be special. I am going to ask him to marry me. So she gets off the rock and walks up to the male crab. She says you are a special man. Will you marry me. He replies sure. So they run off and get married. The next morning she thinks I am going to show him off to my parents. She gets up makes him a fancy breakfast and then wakes him up. After they eat in bed she tells him she wants him to meet her parents. He said no problem. Jumped out of bed and started walking sideways to the door. She yells stop. You were walking straight last night. You seemed different and special. He replied, honey, I can't stay that drunk forever.

 

[ScubaDetector]

And of course we all know what the fish said when it swam into a cement wall?



DAM!!!

 

[kcm]

...me thinks SD has been off of his donut diet too long again.

 

[ScubaDetector]

...me thinks SD has been off of his donut diet too long again.

LOL reminds me of this commercial.