Nokta FoRs Gold, a Gold Cube, 2 Keene Sluices and Lord only knows how many pans....not to mention a load of other gear my wife still doesn't know about!
Tried something like that once, when I was about 15. Got about 50 yds, hit a pebble and
after that it was just crash and burn with road rash on every part of my carcass.