just talking

[onfire]

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.

She said, "If you lost a few kilos, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

I
said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."


I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

 

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[spartacus53]

Onfired, good ones. I always tell them I'll cut them in half and make 2 good women

 

[truckinbutch]

Onfired, good ones. I always tell them I'll cut them in half and make 2 good women

I always told them ,"Buy me a few more drinks and I'll tell you how beautiful you are ."

 

[stefen]

A 2 at 10 PM and a 10 at 2 PM...

 

[S IL THer]

A 2 at 10 PM and 10 at 2 AM; unless she's really ugly and it does take 16 hours of drinking............