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While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry? "
I replied, "I'm late for work."
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"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What is a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot butt
hole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."
The ticket -- $95 dollars.
The look on his face, PRICELESS
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry? "
I replied, "I'm late for work."
...
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What is a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot butt
hole?"I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."
The ticket -- $95 dollars.
The look on his face, PRICELESS
And well worth the ticket too!!!! 
