Lawyerse (confusing)

[Ray S S]

This is something that was on our daily joke page this morning. If it was not for the first line
I would have no idea what the guy is actually saying.

See if you can figure this out. LOL

When the man in the street says: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it", the lawyer writes,"Insofar as
manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all concerned parties to be imperceivable,
and are so stipulated, it is incumbent upon said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise the deferment
of otherwise pertinent maintenance procedures."

Did anybody understand what he actually said?

Ray

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

In plain English, it is broke, but you can not tell, so leave it alone.

Ray S

 

[rmptr]

Sure.

Everyone agreed it worked, so they didn't do scheduled maintenance.