LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER

stefen · Jul 27, 2011

Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little RALPHY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little RALPHY answered, "No, he minded his own f....... business."

poorhunter78 · Jul 27, 2011

Smee · Jul 27, 2011

Send that one to the food police in D.C. . . .

There's this big boned "goggle eyed" (like the fish) woman up there who needs to read that one.

poorhunter78 · Jul 28, 2011

Smee said:
Send that one to the food police in D.C. . . .

There's this big boned "goggle eyed" (like the fish) woman up there who needs to read that one.

My Neighbor should read and Understand that last line...... :headbang:

Smee · Jul 28, 2011

Personally, I think she's a husband beater who is good at hiding her crime. :laughing7:

I mean, she is definitely more muscular looking . . .

poorhunter78 · Jul 28, 2011

You are on to something there Smee, Looks like his eyes are about swolen shut....... :laughing7:

truckinbutch · Jul 28, 2011

poorhunter78 said:
You are on to something there Smee, Looks like his eyes are about swolen shut.......

Ya gotta remember , when appearing in public places :
Don't matter how much ya rub it ........... Ya can't polish a turd :tongue3:

stefen · Jul 29, 2011

truckinbutch said:
poorhunter78 said:

You are on to something there Smee, Looks like his eyes are about swolen shut.......

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Ya gotta remember , when appearing in public places :
Don't matter how much ya rub it ........... Ya can't polish a turd