Long Range Locators Work!

[dowser]

No it don't work. Any metal rods works just as well as it is really what is in the mind of the user. Could do just as good by looking at the lay of the land and taking your best guess.

Which one? Did you spend a lot?

 

[TORRERO]

Well, that's the problem... a lot of people have told me "it works." I've had the pleasure to meet quite a few of these people, so I say "show me." That's when the trouble starts. They try, but they just can't do it. Even from 10 feet away, even using my 10-ounce gold bar, or whatever target they choose. Bizarre. That's why I asked if you know of an LRL that really works. I've never seen one, and I've seen a lot of 'em.

They are basically money making machines for the manufacturers