LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL 08 !

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#24 - Clotile is Deaf


One day Boudreaux went to the doctor to get a check up. Boudreaux says to the doctor, "Mais you know something doc ... my wife Clotile, she's having trouble wit her hearing."
De doc say, "Well Boudreaux, how bad is it?"

"Mais doc I don't know how bad it really is but she don't seem to hear me at all. Whats de best way to find out how bad her hearing is?"

De doc say, "Boudreaux, when you get home stand about 20 feet behind Clotile and say something in your regular voice. If Clotile don't respond then move up 10 feet and try again. If you don't get any response again move up 5 feet and try, then if you don't get any response move right up behind her and try."

When Boudreax got home, Clotile was wash dem dish in de sink so he get about 20 feet back and say, "Clotile what we havin for dinner?"

Mais there was no response, so he move up 10 feet and say dat again. Still no response so he move up 5 feet and try. Nothing...

"Hunh, it worse dan I tought," Boudreaux say to himself.

He move right up behind Clotile now and ax her one mo time, "Clotile, what we havin for dinner?"

Clotile turned, looked at him and said, "for the fourth time, I said we havin' chicken and rice!".
 

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Thats funny ! ;D
 

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#12 - Boudreaux Daughter's Engagement


Boudreaux's daughter brings home her new fiancé to meet Boudreaux & Clotile. After dinner, Clotile tells Boudreaux to find out about the young man. Boudreaux invites the fiancé to the back room for a drink.
"So what are your plans?", Boudreaux asks the young man.

"I am a scripture scholar.", he replies.

"A scripture scholar. Hmmm.", Boudreaux says, "Dats good, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study and God will provide for us.", the young man replies.

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring?", asks Boudreaux.

"I will concentrate on my studies.", the young man replies, "God will provide for us."

"And children?", asks Boudreaux. "How will you support de children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide.", replies the fiancé.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time Boudreaux asks a question about the young man's future, the young man insists that God will provide.

Later, Clotile asks Boudreaux, "Mais, how did it go, Boudreaux?"

Boudreaux answers Clotile by saying, "Mais, he has no job, and he has no plans, but the good news is ... he thinks I'm God."
 

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ROFL!! That one snuck up on me, RR. I'm gonna be laughin' at that one all day today!

... "thinks I'm God..." rofl

Nan
 

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You know your a redneck when your wife quotes this for the paper ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheesecake....
 

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LMAO!
 

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While election time of the year do you think this guy might have it right. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
cheesecake..
 

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LOL love it!!
 

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LOL I think I can get one gallon of gas and a pack of gum for that today but as it is going pretty soon I will have to give up the gum! :wink:
 

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Louisiana Famous Natives

People listed are almost always native to the state. We do (on occasion) include those that have either lived within a state for most of their adult life, or have made a significant contribution to the state in their personal endeavors.

Trace Adkins singer, songwriter

Phil Anselmo singer, songwriter

Louis Armstrong musician, singer

Evelyn Ashford olympic champion

Vernel Bagneris actor

Danny Barker musician

Dave Bartholomew producer, arranger, songwriter

P. G. T. Beauregard confederate army general, author, inventor

Sidney Bechet musician

Geoffrey Beene fashion designer

E. J. Bellocq photographer

Willie Birch artist

Kathleen Blanco politician

Marie Corinne Morrison Claiborne "Lindy" Boggs politician

James Booker musician, singer

Terry Bradshaw football player

Poppy Brite author

Marc Broussard singer, songwriter

Tom "Red" Brown musician

George Washington Cable author

Truman Capote author

Lindsey Cardinale singer

Kitty Carlisle singer, actress

James Carville political consultant

Wayne Causey baseball player

Tony Chachere founder tony's seasonings

Jimmy Clanton singer

Patricia Clarkson actress

Van Cliburn concert pianist

Vincent Coleman actor

Harry Connick, Jr. musician, actor

Michael DeBakey physician, inventor

Ellen DeGeneres actress

Jake Delhommne football player

David Dellucci baseball player

Antoine "Fats" Domino musician, singer, songwriter

Donna Douglas actress

Clyde Drexler basketball player

Joe Dumars basketball player

Warrick Dunn football player

Mark Duper football player

Edwin Edwards politician

Kevin Faulk football player

Marshall Faulk football player

Trev Faulk football player

David Filo co-founder yahoo

Mary Alice Fontenot author

Faith Ford actress

Pete Fountain musician

Ernest Gaines author

Mickey Gilley musician, singer

Louis Moreau Gottschalk pianist

Shirley Ann Grau author

Tom Gresham writer, radio talk show host, editor

Andy Griggs singer

Ronald Guidry baseball player

Bryant Gumbel television newscaster

Greg Gumbel television sportscaster

Windsor Harmon actor

Alice Heine princess of monaco

Lillian Hellman playwright

George Herriman cartoonist

Al Hirt musician

Clementine Hunter artist

Mahalia Jackson singer

Randy Jackson singer, american idol judge

Doug Kershaw singer

Sammy Kershaw singer

Ed Lafitte baseball player

Dorothy Lamour actress

Ali Landry model, actress, miss usa

John Larroquette actor

Elmore Leonard author, screenwriter

Jerry Lee Lewis singer, musician

Lil Wayne rapper

Pat Listach baseball player

Huey Long politician

Ted Lyons baseball player

Karl Malone basketball player

Archie Manning football player (father Eli and Peyton)

Eli Manning football player

Peyton Manning football player

"Pistol Pete" Maravich basketball player (born in PA)

Branford Marsalis musician

Wynton Marsalis musician

Tim McGraw singer

Adah Isaacs Menken actress

Cleo Moore actress

Garrett Morris actor, comedian

Jelly Roll Morton musician

Aaron Neville singer

Huey Newton activist

Melvin (Mel) Ott baseball player

Master P musician

Carly Patterson olympic champion

Andrew Pettitte baseball player

Bobby Phills basketball player

Paul Prudhomme chef

Anne Rice author

Norbert Rillieux inventor, engineer

Johnny Rivers singer, songwriter

Cokie Roberts news journalist

Bill Russell basketball player

John Wesley Ryles singer, songwriter

Richard Simmons fitness expert

Howard K. Smith journalist, reporter

Jackie Smith football player

Britney Spears singer

Jamie Lynn Spears actress

Freddie Spencer motorcycle racer

Kordell Stewart football player

Patrick Surtain football player

Hal Sutton golfer

Jimmy Swaggart evangelist

David Toms golfer

John Kennedy Toole author

Ben Turpin comedian, actor

Ray Walston actor

Reginald DeVincey Wayne football player

Rebecca Wells author

Wally Whitehurst baseball player

Lynn Whitfield actress

Hank Williams, Jr. singer

Reese Witherspoon actress
 

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you better be ready my 12 in coil arrived today :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 

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Even if he is a native of Alabama, Percy puts on a lot of performances here @ Bear Creek
 

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loving the entertainment RR! Thanks!
 

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I always loved Charlie Rich's songs...Charlie Rich died in his sleep on July 25, 1995 in the Hammond, Louisiana motel where he and his wife were spending the night during a car trip to Florida. He was 62 years old. The cause of death was a blood clot in his lung.
 

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always loved that song!
 

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RR love the music,, does Noodle have a sound sysem set up?
 

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