I have to agree with Kevin on this one. Use the proper methods when dealing with Mercury. In many areas, a LOT of Mercury was misused by miners and that's one reason we are still finding it in our streams today. Back in the old days we didn't know about the hazards that Mercury poses so it was freely used by many a miner. Today we know better and hopefully everyone will take the time to learn how to retort and recycle it in the correct way using proper safety gear. It's really not hard to learn the correct methods and it could save your health or the health of someone you care about. If you are unwilling to learn how to recover the Mercury in a safe manner, then you should take your covered gold to someone that knows what they're doing.
While quite a bit of Mercury was mishandled in the past, miners are NOT the cause of all of it that's free in the environment. Many areas in our country have a mineral called Cinnabar which is a natural ore of Mercury. So even if if there was some way to recover every drop of Mercury lost due to mishandling/misuse
by miners, there would still be a lot of it left in the environment thanks to Mother Nature. This was one of the many pieces of FALSE SCIENCE used by the "Greenies" to get dredging shut down in California. They tried to blame the miners of years past for ALL of the Mercury when Mother Nature put much of it out there herself. Dredgers do everyone a service by removing much of it from the streams and it doesn't matter if it's from mining or Mother Nature.
A proper retort can be bought for about $120.00 at many a prospecting supply. The ones like the one pictured above may work, but they are very lacking when it comes to being safe to use. As Kevin stated, they are know to suck in water and flash boil it with explosive results. Cutting a slit above the water line also serves to negate the safety by releasing Mercury vapor which is much more dangerous to your health than the liquid form.
...And Kev.... I've been known to use a wrench as a hammer at times. Depends on the type of wrench and how much hammering ya have to do.

I'd be willing to bet that almost everyone here has too.