METAL DETECTING HOBBISTS DAMAGING THE ENVIRONMENT!!

Yeasty

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Delaware State Journal:
Sarah Kuchinisch, Science Reporter

A preliminary report from a 5 year study, funded by the U.S. Dept of Agriculture, indicates there is a strong deleterious effect on earthworms, especially the variety known by the scientific name Genus Aporrectodea turgid, by the use of hobby metal detectors. According to Dr. Pohmben Keemau, a Nobel Prize-winning biologist from the Delaware University Biology Department, the radiation emitted by detectors causes serious reproduction problems in immature worms. "The radiation of frequencies transmitted by metal detectors between 1.5 kilohertz and 100 kilohertz severely damages internal organs of immature worms, specifically the Tumescence Genitale organs," Kemau said. "Because of this the worm becomes sterile when mature. It is similar to the effect of high powered sonars, used by the Navy, on whales". Kemau also said the problem was widespread. "Thousands and thousands of acres searched by metal detectorists are effectively sterilizing untold millions of earthworms. It's a serious issue. It is a fact that earthworms revitalize soil, and soil without the work done by earthworms stresses the growth of flora," he said. Doctor Keemau went on to say the University was expanding the study to determine the effect of hobby metal detectors on our ocean's coast lines. "We suspect that the metal detectors are interfering with sand fleas, Genus Menticirrhus. Menticirrhus is a key link in the shore-line food chain effecting both the fish and shore bird populations which rely on them for food," he said. New Jersey and Delaware are already considering banning most metal detecting in their respective states. Upon completion of the study a report will be sent to Congress for national legislative action if they deem it necessary.
 

GDub62

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Delaware State Journal:
Sarah Kuchinisch, Science Reporter

A preliminary report from a 5 year study, funded by the U.S. Dept of Agriculture, indicates there is a strong deleterious effect on earthworms, especially the variety known by the scientific name Genus Aporrectodea turgid, by the use of hobby metal detectors. According to Dr. Pohmben Keemau, a Nobel Prize-winning biologist from the Delaware University Biology Department, the radiation emitted by detectors causes serious reproduction problems in immature worms. "The radiation of frequencies transmitted by metal detectors between 1.5 kilohertz and 100 kilohertz severely damages internal organs of immature worms, specifically the Tumescence Genitale organs," Kemau said. "Because of this the worm becomes sterile when mature. It is similar to the effect of high powered sonars, used by the Navy, on whales". Kemau also said the problem was widespread. "Thousands and thousands of acres searched by metal detectorists are effectively sterilizing untold millions of earthworms. It's a serious issue. It is a fact that earthworms revitalize soil, and soil without the work done by earthworms stresses the growth of flora," he said. Doctor Keemau went on to say the University was expanding the study to determine the effect of hobby metal detectors on our ocean's coast lines. "We suspect that the metal detectors are interfering with sand fleas, Genus Menticirrhus. Menticirrhus is a key link in the shore-line food chain effecting both the fish and shore bird populations which rely on them for food," he said. New Jersey and Delaware are already considering banning most metal detecting in their respective states. Upon completion of the study a report will be sent to Congress for national legislative action if they deem it necessary.
Ridiculous
 

Jorgeke

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Delaware State Journal:
Sarah Kuchinisch, Science Reporter

A preliminary report from a 5 year study, funded by the U.S. Dept of Agriculture, indicates there is a strong deleterious effect on earthworms, especially the variety known by the scientific name Genus Aporrectodea turgid, by the use of hobby metal detectors. According to Dr. Pohmben Keemau, a Nobel Prize-winning biologist from the Delaware University Biology Department, the radiation emitted by detectors causes serious reproduction problems in immature worms. "The radiation of frequencies transmitted by metal detectors between 1.5 kilohertz and 100 kilohertz severely damages internal organs of immature worms, specifically the Tumescence Genitale organs," Kemau said. "Because of this the worm becomes sterile when mature. It is similar to the effect of high powered sonars, used by the Navy, on whales". Kemau also said the problem was widespread. "Thousands and thousands of acres searched by metal detectorists are effectively sterilizing untold millions of earthworms. It's a serious issue. It is a fact that earthworms revitalize soil, and soil without the work done by earthworms stresses the growth of flora," he said. Doctor Keemau went on to say the University was expanding the study to determine the effect of hobby metal detectors on our ocean's coast lines. "We suspect that the metal detectors are interfering with sand fleas, Genus Menticirrhus. Menticirrhus is a key link in the shore-line food chain effecting both the fish and shore bird populations which rely on them for food," he said. New Jersey and Delaware are already considering banning most metal detecting in their respective states. Upon completion of the study a report will be sent to Congress for national legislative action if they deem it necessary.
Let’s wait unit final conclusion, but as far as today sound simple ridiculous 🤷🏽‍♂️
 

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April fool's joke?
This goes back to 2008
 

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What makes it sound credible is our familiarity with many of the claims from environmentalists.

They probably got the information from earthworms.
 

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Well I just saw the thread title

METAL DETECTING HOBBISTS DAMAGING THE ENVIRONMENT!!​


And I was trying to decide which way the typo went. Either it was missing a letter, or it had one too many. Was it:

METAL DETECTING HOBBYISTS DAMAGING THE ENVIRONMENT!!​

or

METAL DETECTING HOBBITS DAMAGING THE ENVIRONMENT!!​


:dontknow:
 

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Yeasty

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What makes it sound credible is our familiarity with many of the claims from environmentalists.

They probably got the information from earthworms.
Google is a wonderful resource for earthworm information.
 

ModernMiner

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Well I just saw the thread title

METAL DETECTING HOBBISTS DAMAGING THE ENVIRONMENT!!​


And I was trying to decide which way the typo went. Either it was missing a letter, or it had one too many. Was it:

METAL DETECTING HOBBYISTS DAMAGING THE ENVIRONMENT!!​

or

METAL DETECTING HOBBITS DAMAGING THE ENVIRONMENT!!​


:dontknow:
Damn Hobbits! They never liked earthworms. 🤬
 

RobNC

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The sad part of this post is we are living in crazy-minded times. There are some out there who very well may TRULY believe this sort of garbage. Oh, or better yet they would come up with a "detecting luxury tax" to cover the "restoration of earthworm habitat". Yeah, that is more like how it would go down.
 

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Had me in the beginning, thank you to pepperj for saving my sanity soon afterward. The saddest thing is, I never even thought of the "April Fool's" angle of it, BECAUSE of all the stuff in the news todays, I mean you just can't even make most of it up. So my first thought was, "Are you serious?, NOW what. Now where do we go with this c---. OK, April Fools, got me, I will now sign out for the evening, I was traumatized, and then restored. Thats a lot for a senior in the span of 5 minutes. Going to my safe space with my two little dogs. Names being, R.D. (for Rescue dog) sounds like Artie, & O.D. (for Other dog) sound like O'dee. I kept it simple.
 

Bucket Lister

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Going to my safe space with my two little dogs. Names being, R.D. (for Rescue dog) sounds like Artie, & O.D. (for Other dog) sound like O'dee. I kept it simple.
Hey... As long as they know who you're yelling at! 😉

We were going to name ours Doofus and Goofus, but thought they sounded a little too much alike. Even so, it's incredibly hard to figure out which one you need to yell at, and put the right name with it before the teachable moment is gone forever... 🤪
 

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Delaware State Journal:
Sarah Kuchinisch, Science Reporter

A preliminary report from a 5 year study, funded by the U.S. Dept of Agriculture, indicates there is a strong deleterious effect on earthworms, especially the variety known by the scientific name Genus Aporrectodea turgid, by the use of hobby metal detectors. According to Dr. Pohmben Keemau, a Nobel Prize-winning biologist from the Delaware University Biology Department, the radiation emitted by detectors causes serious reproduction problems in immature worms. "The radiation of frequencies transmitted by metal detectors between 1.5 kilohertz and 100 kilohertz severely damages internal organs of immature worms, specifically the Tumescence Genitale organs," Kemau said. "Because of this the worm becomes sterile when mature. It is similar to the effect of high powered sonars, used by the Navy, on whales". Kemau also said the problem was widespread. "Thousands and thousands of acres searched by metal detectorists are effectively sterilizing untold millions of earthworms. It's a serious issue. It is a fact that earthworms revitalize soil, and soil without the work done by earthworms stresses the growth of flora," he said. Doctor Keemau went on to say the University was expanding the study to determine the effect of hobby metal detectors on our ocean's coast lines. "We suspect that the metal detectors are interfering with sand fleas, Genus Menticirrhus. Menticirrhus is a key link in the shore-line food chain effecting both the fish and shore bird populations which rely on them for food," he said. New Jersey and Delaware are already considering banning most metal detecting in their respective states. Upon completion of the study a report will be sent to Congress for national legislative action if they deem it necessary.
APRIL FOOL
 

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