Money launderin

[Eminem]

Money launderin'

Dawg I be dumping halves at fifth-third and the tella accused me of money launderin'. She says its highly illegal and they will have to charge a five percent fee just for me. I'm tired of these last tellas discriminating against me because I have more coin than the average customer. Time to keep calling their branch and complaining. I will occupy their phone service so others can't call and destroy business for them. Lazy tellas.

 

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[50cent]

I says it once and im sayins it again, I hate 5/3's bank. anyone who does the math will know they are an improper fraction, kids stuff em. I told this story before but once I walked in, and there were no tellers there, and I had to walk into an office to ask a guy if they were closed. he said they werent, and wasted my time by saying their were no halves and he didnt even check.

Im going to open an account at 5/3s over the summer and up my ordering from them, till I get cut off.

 

[SilverForBrains]

Sounds like they don't really think you're money laundering if they only charged you a 5% fee

 

[50cent]

5% in a tellers pocket for the volume Eminem does would be more than her salary

 

[BoredBankTeller]

Call it the three fifths compromise.

 

[Eminem]

I says it once and im sayins it again, I hate 5/3's bank. anyone who does the math will know they are an improper fraction, kids stuff em. I told this story before but once I walked in, and there were no tellers there, and I had to walk into an office to ask a guy if they were closed. he said they werent, and wasted my time by saying their were no halves and he didnt even check.

Im going to open an account at 5/3s over the summer and up my ordering from them, till I get cut off.

Those cheap skates won't even order for me that's why I be dumping in their banks

 

[FormerTeller]

I hate 5/3's bank. anyone who does the math will know they are an improper fraction,