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A man was awakened one morning by the sound of something big on his roof. He walked outside to find a large monkey on his roof. He tried to persuade it to come down by offering it a banana,but it wouldn't budge. He wondered how to get the monkey down and finally looked in the phone book for answers. He had heard there were people who removed probelm animals from peoples property. Looking through the yellow pages he saw an ad,Monkey removal. He called the number and the man said he would be right out. In a few minutes the amn arrived in a truck. He got out and removed a long ladder from the back,let his pit bull out of the front, and grabbed a shotgun. He walked up to theowner and said."here is what I am going to do.I am going to climb on your roof,grab that monkey and throw him off,my pit bull will grab him by the testicles and hold him until I get down and put him in a cage." The owner nodded in agreement,but then said,"Ok,but what is the shotgun for?"The man said," If that monkey throws me off the roof, you shoot that dog." rockhound
