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Murphy's Other 15 Laws
Murphy's Other 15 Laws
1 > Light travels faster than sound. This why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
2 > A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3 > He, who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
4 > A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5 > Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6 > Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7 > Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8 > The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9 > It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10> If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11> The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left
by those, who got there first.
12> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man how
to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13> Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14> The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15> When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people, who were not smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Murphy's Other 15 Laws
1 > Light travels faster than sound. This why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
2 > A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3 > He, who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
4 > A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5 > Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6 > Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7 > Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8 > The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9 > It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10> If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11> The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left
by those, who got there first.
12> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man how
to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13> Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14> The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15> When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people, who were not smart enough to get out of jury duty.
That's ok, helped me to learn I've only had $15.72 in my paypal for last 7 years! And made me go charter, since I own this planet, I do not like anyone denying me access to anything on it! Not the first thread I've had go locked, probably won't be the last. Ya'll have fun........
